Pick Me Bob

Night Out

**Author's Note: This is a joke story that I made with my friends, and I am sorry to those who read it. Get your bleach and unsee juice ready, because we're going on a...um special ride I guess.**

Bob: Clicks acrylic nails loudly  JESSICAAA, I told you we're GOING IN FIVE MINUTES! UGHHH. Chews gum loudly  Come onnn, we're going to be late to Justin Bieber's concerttttt UGHHHHH Clicks acrylic nails louder

Jessica: Hold on I'm comming down. She rolls her eyes, Bob had always been impatient, it made her wonder why she became friends with Bob in the fist place. Let me just get my purse. Jessica could hear the impatient clicking of Bob's nails

Bob: Ughhh fine, I guess I could wait a few more minutes. He clicked his nails much more loudly, to let Jessica know that he is running out of patience. But if we're late, our friend ship is over! He yelled and went to look on his phone, he was scrolling through Jakey Boo Bear's socials when Jessica came downstairs Finally, I knew you were slow, but not this slow. He rolls his eyes and chews his gum loudly  Let's go in my car. He looks for his keys in his purse, the clicking of his nails can be heard, along with the slight jingles of the key and the rustling of the soft fabric of the purse

Jessica: Why your car? I can drive just fine Bob. She looks at him with a blank look while Bob looks up and stares at her, startled.

Bob: He stops looking for his keys and just stares at her in pure shock Jessica, last time I checked, you almost crashed your car when I asked you to drive me to Starbucks. He stares at her while clicking his acrylic nails in front of her while talking  I don't want to die this young thank you very much JESSICA.

Jessica: Well EXCUSE ME! That was two years ago! I can drive perfectly fine now! 

Bob: Sure you can sweetie....sure you can. He rolls his eyes

Jessica: Fine, the I'm not going to the concert with you!

Bob: Ugh fine, I was gonna orginally ask Jakey Boo Bear anyways! She quickly texts Jakey Boo Bear. In the silence all they could hear is the clicking of Bob's nails and the crickets outside.

Jessica: A-are you serious? Are you saying I was your replacement???

Bob: No...since you WERE my friend, I invited you, but I guess I should've asked Jakey Boo Bear first. He said yes BTW (He didn't say 'By the way' he actually said 'BTW') So I'll be comming home late, so eat dinner without me. Byeee! He leaves the room with a very shocked Jessica left in the room

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**Author's Note: I actually had a lot of fun while writing down lol. I hope you had a good laugh, or cringed.**