there is a toe. it ate my leg. i cried. "why my pookie bear?" i said through my sobs. "aughhhhhh" the toe said. "i understand." i say, sniffling. we ran away into the woods. "awooga" we hear someone say. IT WAS THE TOE FUNUGS. AND IT WAS GONNA GET US. "sniff snort" the toe said, looking away and pointing. "no! i cant leave you!" i say crying. "gargle woof beew mouf" the toe says, kissing my cheek. "beep bank." it says, running away as it is consumed by the toe funugs. my eyes well up with tears as i run in the opposite direction, sobbing and screaming. we were so good together, and it was all ending. then, shrek pops out of a tree, a pole growing from the ground. he starts to spin and do tricks on it, seducing me. i whistle at him, admiring his voluptuous curves and the way he jiggled when he did it. then, he walked up to me, picking me up and throwing me into the air. i went into orbit, and i was never seen again after that day.
THATS THE END<3
