Sauce

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by Robinforlife

by Robinforlife

"YOU SCROTUM!!!!!!!" yelled Phonegingi motheringly at the eggs.

Randy pouted, "Darling be nice to the children" He fathered fatheringly.

Phonegingi crimped from the floor. "I MADE THEM WITH MY SAUCE, NOT YOURS????"

"I would if I were thy bird!?" winked? Randy.

Phonegingi nosteraled.

Randy sighed. "It is okay love you are a new mother...?"

"Randy, say I'm a Milf.."

"What?"

"I'm a Milf right???" cried Phonegingi cutely, smelling like an eggs.

Randy crumpled.

Enters FRIAR LAWRENCE with a basket.

Randy hammered him :), and he exploded owo.

"Nya?' said Phonegingi uwuly.

"It is okay senpai, my love, my gloved, my darling, the only reason I am living. No one will ever touch you. Or the eggs. NO PREADORS. Or I will find them. AND I WILL STEAL THEIR KNEE CAPS." said Randy ominously? A yandere?? OWO???

Authors note....................

Le plot twist?!?!?!?!??!?!? owo nya XD