Kuzuha x Reader Oneshots (Nijisanji)

Pet Peeves (HC)

(Art by meee)
Ever wondered what bad habits the vampire neet has?

• He would always leave all the doors open
• You told him so many times already to close the friggin' doors whenever he exited a room
• And yes, he would even do that while using the bathroom
• Not only that, but he will also eat your pudding and all your sweets without asking (despite writing your name on every single snack in capital letters)
• 'Property of (Y/N)!!! Ask first before eating...'
• He does feel guilty whenever he sees your name on a snack packaging, though
• Kuzuha would always apologize for that, sometimes he just doesn't have the time to look properly because of the stream, so he grabs anything that was placed near the front of the fridge
• His apologies would make anyone melt - even the toughest person on earth
• He ate your chips? Don't worry, he will spoil you with snacks the day after his streams
• He ate your pudding and ice cream? Now worries, he will invite you to an ice cream parlor next time

• He constantly ask you random off-topic-questions whenever he gets embarassed, especially during his streams
• His viewers would spam the chat with many "えええ???" 's or "草" 's
• "What are you making for dinner?"
• "Can penguins actually fly?"
• "Do you know how many calories my Beefbowl has?"

• He might be a dork sometimes, but in the end he would always say sorry or promise you to avoid these in the future