"I'm the what?"

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"JORGE"

"Quackity you need to stop calling me that"

"Listen to me I need you to be- one-second" Quackity panted out

"Yeah sure take your time" George rolled his eyes at his brother who was currently trying to catch his breath

"Don't be sassy with me, I ran from Las Nevadas to here"

"Why?"

"You're the groomsmaid" Quackity gleamed

"I'm the what?"

"y'know like a bridesmaid but for the groom"

"Oh yeah? who's getting married" George sassed

"Me" Quackity said like a toddler proud of a painting they made

"To who?"

"Wil" he said casually like he wasn't marrying his worst enemy

"W-WIL?"

"yeah"

"Wil as in Wilbur?"

"yeah"

"Wilbur as in Wilbur Soot?"

"yeah unless you know some other Wilbur"

"As long as you're happy" the mushroom man sighed

"Great" he chimed while leaving (he better close the goddamn door)

"OH AND THE WEDDING'S IN THREE DAYS YOUR CLOTHES ARE ALREADY IN YOUR MAILBOX"

"I NEVER CHECK MY- and he's gone"

The short man worked his way towards his mail, opened the box and was greeted by a lot of dust and moths he saw a packet with a "GROOMSMAID" written on it. He assumed it was from Quackity and it was. Inside was a golden dinner jacket with gold trousers and a white shirt with a white and gold bow-tie.

Dear George

Wear some white shoes with white socks we are not sending you shoes,

And don't you dare say I'm gay I don't wear socks, we are going to punt you in a lake if you do.

~ Love Wilbur And Quackity

George sighed as he walked into the house and made himself some dinner before retiring for the day.

A/N: 265 WORDS GOOD FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER I GUESS

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