dwarf rave

Chapter 6

Rey POV

He really was just about to tell a random guy about me huh??
Good thing I decided to tail him this morning and also had a little bit of sleep serum on me. Obviously, the dosis was way too little to make him fall asleep while standing but I suppose he was feeling too dizzy to talk properly and decided to postpone telling his friend.

Now I've followed him into the bathroom and the serum is slowly losing its effect.
Although something is clearly wrong with the guy because for some reason he's laughing at the mirror like some kinda maniac.

I really need to talk to him but how do u talk to A HUMAN?? (author-chan's note: idk either :/ )

I mean, I know they speak the same language as us at least but that's not my point like I also need to be cautious af. What if he tries to catch me immediately?? I can't risk that.

There's a stool in the corner of the room for whatever reason so I sprint in its direction and climb on top of it. He can neither trample on me here nor catch me, I'm too far away.

I clear my throat but he doesn't react. Wait, right. My voice is way lower than your average human's.

He's still laughing wtf.
I muster up all my courage. "What's so funny, human?"

"AAAAAAAAAAA WHO'S THERE" Human-guy turns around like a startled deer and starts opening every bathroom door there is, his face all red now.

My blood rushes to my face as well. God, he's annoying.
"I'm hEre!" I say, louder this time.

Finally, he looks into my direction and discovers me, the red color slowly leaving his face as he realizes who he's talking to.

"Aaaaa, you're that... little guy."
Wow, great description, thx. All that blood won't leave my face for a while now, I suppose.

"Yes," I clench my teeth. "I'm that... little guy. Dwarf, actually." I gotta keep my calm.
"Oh, right." He slowly approaches me. "Anyway," he says. "I've been wanting to talk to you." He gets on my eye level.

"Yeah, me, too. First of all, you can't tell anyone that I or any other dwarves exist." I back down a little now that he's so close.

"Why?"
"Well, shouldn't that be obvious?! We can't have random humans try to catch us or find our home to begin with."
"But then why the loud ass rave music?" Well that's a little complicated.
"I can't tell u that. Anyway," I'm about to pull out a knife but considering its size, it's just gonna look like a joke to him. "Just don't tell anyone. Ever. Really, NOONE." I try to look as menacing as possible.

"Ok." WHAT? I thought he would argue more.
"Wha- really??"
"Yeah sure, I love keeping secrets."
"That shouldn't be your reas-- whatever, thanks."

...

Now there's silence.

"Well, I gotta go then. And remember, if u don't keep your word" I make that gesture where u threaten to kill someone.

Then I jump off the stool and out the doo-- wait, I can't. It's closed.

Slowly I turn around to face the human again. "Well, this is kinda awkward, but could u open the door for me?"

-:-

I get back home and throw myself on my bed. Hopefully noone has noticed anything weird about my behavior. I REALLy don't want to get scolded, so the other dwarves can't know about... I don't even know his name.