questions/things to do/ask to find out if you are adopted😍

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1: "am i adopted?"

2: ask your grandma

"hi grandma, am i adopted?"😍

3: find your adoption papers

*searches in pantry🤩*

4: "tell me if im adopted"

5: "if you don't tell me right now.." *pulls out fake kitchen knife*

6: "pls tell me🥺🥺🥸🤪🤪🤪🤪🤨🤨🧐😋😇🤨🤩😞😂☹️☹️😣🙃😟😘😏🧐🥰🧐😍🥸😅😩😂😩😂😡🤣😭🥲😭🤣😫🙂😔😍"

7: act cute with them😗

"hi mum🥺.."

8: "ru dead?"

9: remind them that they are worthless.

"hey mum, you are a useless rat🥰"

10: be a roadman😎

"ello lad, ya alrigh' innit?"

11: be cool

"hi mum im cool so tell me if im adopted"

12: act smart

"mum shut ya mouth, i saw the adoption papers hanging out of the dogs mouth"

13: find out

"heyy do you think i look like my mum or dad?"

14: go and ask at your local adoption centre

"hi lady who works here, was there someone here called _______ a few years back?"

"no."

15: act clumsy

"hi mu-" 

*falls and dies*

*revives but mum doesn't know*

"i wish i had the right time to tell them that they were adopted..😔😔"

16: be emo

"ugh just tell me if im adopted already.🖤😔"

17: be YOU.

"am i me?"

18: just live life and dont care whether or not you're adopted.

"yyayyyyyyaayyayayya! soososososososoososososo ffufufuuffnnfnfnfuffnnffufuun- wait? am i adopted? i still wanna know😭😭"

19: be funny.

"ALRIGHT WHO WANTS ANOTHER AMAZING ENTERTAINER?😍😍😍"

ff: you aren't funny.

20: act like poop

*goes inside toilet*

21: be a donkey

*turns into a donkey*

22: be a dog

*turns into a dog*

23: remind yourself that you aren't cool

"im so cool!🤩🤩"

no ur not.

24: these have nothing to do with finding out if you are adopted😍

dudududuudduudududududududu

25: think you're cool but its clear that you aren't

right luv, you ain't cool. we understand.

26: impersonate ur mum

"why impersonate me?"

bc yes.

27: be the adoption papers

becomes adoption papers

28: be your idiotic self<3

iDiOtTTtTtTttTttTt:3

29: turn uwu

"uwu"

30: go to the zoo

"yay im at the zoo!"

31: dang, this is getting hard to think of more.

💡 

32: get an idea

im bright finally!💡

33: be sus.

"i want to find the SuS adoption papers"

34: go on children slappere, someone in my class' scratch game

"i want to get a high score"

35: be my friend.

i really don't want you as my friend unless you already are🥸

36: be your lonely self.

i like it when you are lonely☺️☺️

37: kys

kiss your self!

38: turn transgender

mk

39: talk to your friends

"hi"

1 year later..

read with no reply

40: i give up plssssss-


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