1: "am i adopted?"
2: ask your grandma
"hi grandma, am i adopted?"😍
3: find your adoption papers
*searches in pantry🤩*
4: "tell me if im adopted"
5: "if you don't tell me right now.." *pulls out fake kitchen knife*
6: "pls tell me🥺🥺🥸🤪🤪🤪🤪🤨🤨🧐😋😇🤨🤩😞😂☹️☹️😣🙃😟😘😏🧐🥰🧐😍🥸😅😩😂😩😂😡🤣😭🥲😭🤣😫🙂😔😍"
7: act cute with them😗
"hi mum🥺.."
8: "ru dead?"
9: remind them that they are worthless.
"hey mum, you are a useless rat🥰"
10: be a roadman😎
"ello lad, ya alrigh' innit?"
11: be cool
"hi mum im cool so tell me if im adopted"
12: act smart
"mum shut ya mouth, i saw the adoption papers hanging out of the dogs mouth"
13: find out
"heyy do you think i look like my mum or dad?"
14: go and ask at your local adoption centre
"hi lady who works here, was there someone here called _______ a few years back?"
"no."
15: act clumsy
"hi mu-"
*falls and dies*
*revives but mum doesn't know*
"i wish i had the right time to tell them that they were adopted..😔😔"
16: be emo
"ugh just tell me if im adopted already.🖤😔"
17: be YOU.
"am i me?"
18: just live life and dont care whether or not you're adopted.
"yyayyyyyyaayyayayya! soososososososoososososo ffufufuuffnnfnfnfuffnnffufuun- wait? am i adopted? i still wanna know😭😭"
19: be funny.
"ALRIGHT WHO WANTS ANOTHER AMAZING ENTERTAINER?😍😍😍"
ff: you aren't funny.
20: act like poop
*goes inside toilet*
21: be a donkey
*turns into a donkey*
22: be a dog
*turns into a dog*
23: remind yourself that you aren't cool
"im so cool!🤩🤩"
no ur not.
24: these have nothing to do with finding out if you are adopted😍
dudududuudduudududududududu
25: think you're cool but its clear that you aren't
right luv, you ain't cool. we understand.
26: impersonate ur mum
"why impersonate me?"
bc yes.
27: be the adoption papers
becomes adoption papers
28: be your idiotic self<3
iDiOtTTtTtTttTttTt:3
29: turn uwu
"uwu"
30: go to the zoo
"yay im at the zoo!"
31: dang, this is getting hard to think of more.
💡
32: get an idea
im bright finally!💡
33: be sus.
"i want to find the SuS adoption papers"
34: go on children slappere, someone in my class' scratch game
"i want to get a high score"
35: be my friend.
i really don't want you as my friend unless you already are🥸
36: be your lonely self.
i like it when you are lonely☺️☺️
37: kys
kiss your self!
38: turn transgender
mk
39: talk to your friends
"hi"
1 year later..
read with no reply
40: i give up plssssss-
