Secret [A Shizaya/Izuo story]

Mine

Hiiiiii! Shizaya/Izuo, whatever you want to call it, fanfiction is here~! Btw there's not going to be much interaction with other characters, and will be mainly focused on the two ;) Enjoy~~

Well, if I had to say, provoking him everyday to me is a form of entertainment.

I hate you.

Him chasing me everyday is like a game.

Why can't you just die?

Because life becomes more interesting that way.

Why does my knife fail to pierce your heart?

He's my very own toy monster.

You're the only one...

The only toy that defies my will.

... that I am never able to kill.

-x-

That damn flea, always waltzing into my everyday life like it's no big deal. One day I'll get him beneath my feet and crush him.

"Oooi, Shizuo? Earth to Shizu-kunnn!" You called out to me from my thoughts. (Yes, you are now Shizu-chan's friend and will take the place of Tom ^-^)

"What is it, [Name]..." I took my cigarette out of my mouth for a moment, blowing the smoke out.

"Izaya-kun was sniffing around at your apartment earlier this morning. Aren't you going to go find out what he did?"

"Well that explains why it stunk for a while in there. He must've been stalking me." I put the cigarette back in my mouth.

"Ah you're no fun, Shizu-kun." You pouted and continued walking in front of me.

"Anyway, I'm feeling hungry, so let's go to that shop and buy something to eat." I walked in the direction of a sweets shop.

"Mm, guess we can go for lunch, but really, Shizu-kun, sweets? Cake? Tarts? That's not lunch, that's a snack."

"Ah shut up." I said and threw my worn out cigarette into a nearby trashcan.

We were in the middle of eating some pudding when there was a small girl pressing her face up against the window, staring at us. Or rather, me, for some reason.

"Oi, Shizu-kun-"

"Yeah, I know, I'll see what she wants." I sighed and went out of the shop to see what the little girl wanted. I hoped that it wasn't Izaya giving a kid a taser and a picture of me telling them to kill me again. (anime reference, if any of you remember that episode where the little girl tasers Shizu-chan and says 'die' ^-^)

I showed up in front of the girl and she just stared up at me, then smiled oh so innocently and brought out a damn pistol. Damn it Izaya you fucking bastard.

She pointed it at me and before she could pull the trigger, I snatched it out of her hand immediately, obviously not wanting to be shot, and shoved it in my pocket for shooting Izaya later.

I crouched down while she looked shocked that I took the gun and took a step away from me, looking like she was going to cry.

"Oi, kids shouldn't have guns. You should stay eating sweets and the like, not recieving a gun from a black haired man with a coat and fur." I patted her head.

"H-h-how did you know what o-oniisan looked like?" She shivered.

"Let's just say we know eachother, hm? Now hurry and go back home, it's not safe around here, okay?" I glanced to the side at the window of the sweet shop and saw you gaping at me. Looked like you'd barely seen anything of me with children, especially one's with guns. Oh well, none of my business what you think.

"Bye bye onii-san!" The little girl went away rather quickly, but it's not like I cared, so I went back into the shop to find that your mouth was still open for catching flies.

"A spider might just make a web in there if you don't shut it, you know." I sat back down and you shut your mouth, not knowing what to say about my meeting with the small armed girl.

I casually finished my sweet dish and popped a cigarette into my mouth, lighting it and relaxing for a bit.

"Geez, Shizu-kun you're so weird." You laughed and got up to walk out of the store, and I followed behind you as your bodyguard. Tch, who was weird...

Soon after we were outside, an unpleasant smell filled the air. The smell of a certain flea that was bound to show up soon. I roughly exhaled through my nose to get the smell out and looked around to see just where the bastard was hiding.

"What is it, Shizu-kun? Is he around?" You asked.

"Yeah, and pretty close. It reeks."

"Mm-hm. Go find him, I'll go home for the day, too boring around here." You walked away leisurely.

"Haha, did she leave you? Poor Shizu-chan~" The flea showed up.

-x- Izaya pov

Heh, time to get things started~! I grinned while Shizu-chan turned around to face me, such an annoyed look on that face of his. I saw him take his cigarette out and bend it between his fingers then throw it on the ground and crush it with his foot. Haha, was he pretending that was me? How amusing, but I wasn't planning on being a little cigarette for today. I had a little idea for provoking him, and it was the perfect public place~!

"I-ZA-Y-" He was about to yell my beautiful name in anger as usual before I quickly went on the tips of my toes and kissed him. On the lips.

I pulled back to observe his reaction and saw a horrified face. Haha, that look was also on the faces of some people nearby who saw our little PDA~

Satisfied with the expression I got, I quickly ran away, letting him chase after me angrily like it was a cute game of tag. Just with lots of dodging flying trashcans and vending machines and using a lot of parkour to escape the furious person who was in.

"Haha! Shizu-chan, you're hilarious!" I exclaimed happily while jumping here and there to avoid being captured.

"SHUUT UUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!" Whoops, I think he was gaining on me.

I looked around me to see my surroundings and found that I was close to my apartment, and headed there, Shizu-chan running with a bent street post in his hands. Wouldn't want to be hit with that anytime.

He continued the chase up until I reached my apartment, where I turned around to face him, who was only about 2 meters away from me now. I was still jogging backwards and laughing at him until I bumped into something and fell back onto what seemed like the couch. Shoot.

"Heh, I've got you now, haven't I?" He was towering over me and I gulped.

Well, that certaintly wasn't in my calculations...

Hi again! Hope you liked this chapter and that small cliffhanger~ Look forward to chapter 2! It will have a little special something packed inside for you guys~!