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I'm thirsty,hungry,angry.I have to eat a good cookie,right now!otherwise I'll transform my employees into giants sushis and I hate sushi.So I leave my office and lead to the nearest bakery.When I come into,it stays only one chocolate cookie.I'm so lucky this one is for me.False joy,the little boy in front of me took the last one.If he eat it,I'll eat him.Never touched what belongs to me.NEVER.MAI.Everybody says that children are so cute and kind but no,it's not true,children are vicious and cruel.
Before making a theater scene worthy of Shakespeare's,I leave the shop and start walking fast to an other bakery.But because there is always a but,a young latino woman hits me.Yes,a latino.My favorites one.She raises her pretty green eyes to meet mine.Mine are filled with irritation and annoyance.Can the devil stop picking on me?I have enough trouble for the three next week.When I finally return to the little goddess in front of me she looks a little bit angry.No, very angry.Wait a second,did I really just call her goddess?Am I going crazy?Actually,I can't lie,she's utterly gorgeous.
-Oh,fuck'sake can't you look in front of you?Im not transparent yet! -You don't need to shout at me,I'm not your father belleza. -My father is dead,asshole!
Holy shit.Why do I always find myself in situations like this,such embarrassing.I can't apologize after yelling at her.I'm a man,not a fool.
Actually I've admired her busts a little bit too long.But this clingy cleavage is an amazing landscape.I want to picture it and put it in my living room.Thinking about seeing this all day makes me horny as never before.I want to rip her clothes off.And little by little,without knowing why my hate turns into desires.Hey dick,can you advertised me when you're gonna lose control,because now I look ridiculous with my dick hard as a bull.How I'm gonna hide this?I can't hide it and she looks like she's seen it.
-Oh!My eyes are higher,son of a bitch.I know that men always think with their dick but please try to control yourself a little.We're in the street! - If you had ever been in an SVT class,you would know that this kind of thing is not controllable.And Don't make believe me that I am the only one who is excited here.Look at your breast,they sticking out under your lovely dress. -It..It's....it's because I'm cold. -Please belleza,the next time you want to lie try to be credible.It's 73°F and you're sweating.Admit that you're horny as hell just by seeing me looking intensely at you. -Stop embarrassing me!That's none of your business -A little bit anyway because it's me who makes you hot. -Oh gosh,that's not true!Stop playing like if you were a psychologist. -I've already been a psychologist but that's not the question. -There are no questions! -Ok,I understand.The only "problem" because it's not really a problem is that you're a virgin.And I'm sure of this 'cause I've already been a psychologist and I know how girls react when they never did anything. -How do you know that...
You betrayed yourself little hottie girl.She's pretty but not very smart.When I think about the fact that she is a virgin,I want fuck her even more.I don't recognize me.What's going inside my head?I've never had so much tension with a girl.It's really destabilizing.
-No I mean. En cualquier caso es mi vida privada, no es de tu incumbencia.
Oh cazzo,her native language make her even more sexy.I've always had a weakness for Spanish girls.Even I didn't understand anything.But it's too late to justify yourself,you've already said it.
-Por favor,could you speak with me in english 'cause I didn't understand a word about what you were saying. -I was saying that it's my pri..
And my telephone rang.It's my mother.She's irritated,really irritated.Why?Because yesterday I fucked with a woman in my office and my mother found a condom on my seat.For her its unacceptable to do dirty thinks in my work place.Office is to work,bed is to fuck.So she want to have a deep conversation with me to clarify some details.You know this kind of conversation when your mother speaks with you about sex et how use protections because she thinks that you're innocent whereas you watch porn since 2 years.But you make this chat at 15 years old not 24!
-It's not that your company bother me but I have thing to do.So goodbye mi tesoro. -Hasta pronto pendejo. -I don't know what "pendejo"means but it sounds like a insult,don't you? -You're right,it means asshole. -That's what you think not what I am.But I will make you discover my real personality and you will be impress -Who told you that I would like to see you again. -La mia intuizione
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After this altercation with mister pendejo,I decide to join a gym.I would like to do sports everyday after my work. My only fear is that men will act like they are starving for chicks as me.I don't like when guys look at me too long.It embarrassing me.And my mom always learned me that men are dangerous but also handy and weak in front of a woman.Charm them with your eyes and you will get everything you want from them.They will all be at your feet.
But I've never seduced a man because I don't how to do it. I would need seduction classes instead of economics or finance classes. Once I tried to approach a man and he told me he was gay.I didn't know what to say.After a few minutes,i decide to go into the room and lead to the reception.The dude in front of me seems delighted and very benevolent.
-Hello Miss, what can I do for such a beautiful woman? -I would like to make a one month subscription to start. -Do you need a coach? -yes,I think this would be preferable because in mexico this is very different. -You know when you want to practice?or it's very variable? -Normally it would be every evening after my job.
