I want to thank @Dreamlovegood901 for the idea of a second one and @StormerBeatsBad for making a contribution to the first one, amd I hope you enjoy!
Every morning, you fall out of bed, drag a comb across your head, and listen to Good Morning Good Morning
Whenever you see a meter maid, you call her lovely
Whenever you see a tiger, you begin singing Beethoven's 9th symphony to get it away
Whenever on rooftops, you listen to Get Back, Dig a Pony, One After 909, and/or I've Got a Feeling
Whenever you see gloves, you sing All You Need is Love
Avoid spaghetti (I actually ate spaghetti yesterday and couldn't stop thinking about Magical Mystery Tour...)
Flee to the Bahamas and/or Alps when you get a ring stuck on your finger
Always call a gun a revolver (Okay, to be honest, who doesn't?)
(THIS ONE IS LEGIT MY PET PEEVE) You just ABSOLUTELY HATE. IT. when someone says, "All The Beatles are dead!" Or some variant of the sort
Live and Let Die is your favorite James Bond movie (I've never seen James Bond, but it's my favorite because- WINGSSSSSS)
Tell anyone that you're shorter than, "Stop bein' taller than me!" (I have to tell this to basically everyone...)
Tell anyone that you're taller than, "I'm not taller than you are, you're shorter than I am."
Anytime you lose a game, you start singing I'm a Loser
"Where have you been?!?" "Nowhere, man./Pepperland fighting off Blue Meanies./Strawberry Fields where nothing is real./Penny Lane to see the barber showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to know./On a hill seeing the sun going down./(any other random place in a Beatle song)"
"Who are you?!?" "I am the eggman! (WOO) I am/They are the eggman! (WOO) I am the walrus! (Goo goo g'joob/Koo koo k'choo)
Win marathons using a bus
Ask your friend Bill, "Hey Bungalow Bill! What did ya kill, Bungalow Bill?/Do you need anybody?/Do you believe in a love at first sight?/What do you see when you turn out the light?"
So, what do you think? Better? Worse? Part 3? Thanks for reading, anyway!
