"im a... im a...". "YOUR A WHAT" zach interrupted me. "let me finish.. god" i said. "my lord and savior" our famous racist zachary added on. "wow...clever. anyway... im a.. unicorn." "ur joking right" zach said. "sadly no... i heard a legend that said if you were gay you would turn into a unicorn in your teen years". "ew i hate gay people leave" our famous homophobe zachary said. "wow.... but i... i have another secret..... i'm i'm in.."
