what if the arcs abandoned Jaune but afterward he was adopted by Pietro polendina before Penny was created, and what if Jaune being the older sibling decided to train to protect penny at all costs(in this AU Penny will act more human due to being ar...
As soon as I enter the cafeteria I immediately head towards the coffee machine, while brewing coffee I reach into my pocket to grab a cigarette I snuck under my sister's nose I grabbed the lighter our father gave me and light the cigarette
J: dad would kill me if he found out I picked up his habit.
After Jaune's coffee was brewed he sat at one of the tables and began having his breakfast of a singular cigarette and coffee
J: I better finish this cigarette before Penny can stop me
He quickly finishes the coffee and cigarettes and stomps the butt of the cigarette to put out the flame
P: salutations Bro-
Her expression quickly soured
P:Jaune polandina!, I thought father and I told you to quit smoking
J:you know how I get if I don't have nicotine in my body
P: then why don't you just use the nicotine patches that a father made especially for you
J: simple forgot to pack them.
Penny was visibly frustrated with her brother and decided to storm off to let him finish his breakfast, unfortunately a peaceful breakfast is not what was in store for him
W: what is that putrid stench!
J: the smell of someone trying to enjoy their breakfast
W: it smells like nicotine
J:*sarcasm* wow who would have fucking thought someone smoking a cigarette would smell like fucking nicotine!
W: you were smoking on school property!?
J: bitch I would smoke a fucking cigar on school property and the only opinion I would give a fuck about is my God damn directors
W: tch and pray tell who is your director
J: you're fucking sister, who happens to hate that I smoke and what she claims as a young age, I am currently not in the mood to deal with your shit so can you please fuck off so I may clean the mug I used to make my coffee and proceed with my training
After wiess fucked off Jaune then cleaned the mug he drank out of as he was walking out of the cafeteria he was stopped by Ms Goodwitch
G: Mr Arc please tell me why I was informed you were smoking on school property
J: of course that bitch had to fucking snitch on me, she's worse than winter
G: so you were smoking
J: yes because I forgot my nicotine patches at home so unless you want me to start acting like an asshole more so than I already am I advise that you just let me smoke
G: you understand that smoking can kill you right
J:OMG I FUCKING HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH MY FATHER AND SISTER AS WELL AS WINTER, I FUCKING KNOW THAT SMOKING CIGARETTES AND CIGARS WILL KILL ME BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
no one's pov:
Jaune then storms off to the locker room only to meet a familiar bitch and an unfamiliar redhead
J:hey dick head I understand that you and redhead are having a fascinating conversation but I would love to be able to get to my goddamn locker
W: excuse me!? Do you even know who this is?
J: should I give a fuck?
W: her name is phyrra nikos
J: that's cool and all but when did I ask
P: brother stop being rude I thought you already had a cigarette today!
J: I'm not going through a nicotine withdrawal I'm just sick and tired of my day going to shit because people won't stop bothering me!
Nikos:-looks disgusted- you smoke?
J: first of all fuck you too second of all indeed I do smoke got a problem with it
P: brother for oum's sake please just grab your equipment and go to the initiation area
J: fine just let me grab my armor and put it on
-after jaune put on his armor-
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P: really brother based on your favorite video game
J:HEY Eramis looked fucking clean!
P: wait. is this why you wanted father's help!
J:... Maybe
P:UGH! I SWEAR YOU'RE TOO UNPREDICTABLE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD BROTHER
As Penny walks away John secretly stabbed himself with synthetic stasis dust
J: the light and dark may not exist in real life but I can certainly replicate the abilities of stasis quite well going as far as to make a biological stasis grenade!
-after everything initiation occurred because I don't remember everything that happened in volume 1 and I don't want to go back and watch it-
O: and now I present team jpnr whose members are:
Jaune polandina
Penny polandina
Nora Valkyrie
Lie Ren
The team leader of team juniper will be: Jaune arc!
Jaune immediately flinches at the error not wanting to remember those people
Penny did not like the error one bit and almost yelled out against it but was stopped when Jaune gave her a look that said drop it
J: figures Ozpin fucking knows 🙄
While initiation was hectic, Jaune was curious on what was next in store for him.
In any case he knew he'd protect his gear headed sister
_______________________________________ I believe this is the longest chapter of this book and I'll honesty I think this chapter sucks though you be the judge did it miss your standards?
