anemo slime x anemo slime

Once upon a slime.

There were archons.

These archons created pieces of goop.

There was a god named barbartoes.

He created the two anemo goops.

He called them anemo slimes.

These slimes were Adam and Eve to our lonely Steve.

They lived perfectly.

They flew in the air, and buzzed here and there.

They hid in the trees.

From the motherfucking bees.

Created a dance.

As barbartoes sat in the corner.

Anemo this, and anemo that.

Barbartoes made their fingers snap.

One slime disappeared.

The other cried.

Now lonely forever.

That slime was now the lonely Steve to the non existent Adam and Eve.