MHA Hero's gala

Chapter 5

The class 1-A girls were all waiting in Momo Yaoyorozu's room for Nejire Hado and the class 1-B girls.

Mina:Yaomomo, Ochaco any updates on the other girls?

Momo:Yes, Kendo said they're on the way here.

Ochaco:Nejire also said she's on her way.

Mina:Toru, see any of the boys out there?

Toru:Nope, coast is clear

Tsuyu:Hey Mina, why are we looking out for the boys anyway, kero?

Mina:OH yeah, you weren't here when we planned this you we're in the bathroom. So basically, we don't the boys finding out because they might snoop. We especially don't want "him" finding out either.

Tsuyu:Oh yeah "him."

Mina:And last but certainly not least Kyoka, what are the boys doing?

Jiro:From what I'm hearing, they're planning on going to the class 1-B's dorms for some reason.

Tsuyu:That's interesting, maybe they have plan as us and having their own meeting, kero.

Jiro:Probably not,they're probably going there to have a dick measuring contest or something.

Jiro then looks at the other girls to see that they're all looking at her with with a dumbfounded look on their face.

Jiro:What?

Ochaco:Why would even be thinking that as a possibility Kyoka?

Jiro:Isn't that what boys do when they hang out?

Toru:Yeah,but only in mature comedies like South Park.

Jiro:Oh welp, that shows how I know about boys.

Mina:But you do have to wonder, which of the boys has the biggest "package"

Momo:M-Mina, can we please stop talking about our male classmates genitals and talk about something else?

Mina:No, this is important information. Penis size is one of the big factors of how well a boy does in bed.

Ochaco:Ok Mina, stop this before you ruin Yaomomo's innocence, we came here to talk about what we're going to for the Hero's Gala, not talk about the boys penis sizes.

Mina:Fine, I'll stop.

Just then Jiro start laughing like she just Kaminari in his "whey whey" mode.

Tsuyu:What's so funny, Kyoka?

Jiro:Oh nothing, it's just Kaminari is such a dummy. Oh God I'm starting to get a little teary eyed now.

Mina:Oh God, what did he do now?

Jiro:So basically, Sero dared Kaminari ro do something that would make Bakugo mad, so Kaminari, decided to tell Bakugo that he "had a fat ass there " and slapped it. Now Bakugo is chasing Kaminari and Kirishima,Midoriya, and Iida are trying to stop him.

Toru:Hey girls, I can see them look.

The rest of the girls go to the balcony to see Kaminari running for his life while Bakugo gives chase.

Kaminari:DUDE CHILL, IT WAS JOKE!

Bakugo:IT WON'T BE JOKE FOR LONG ONCE I BLOW YOUR DUMBASS UP! NO ONE SLAPS MY ASS AND LIVES!

Kaminari:CAN'T YOU THREE RUN ANY FASTER! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!

Kirishima:WE'RE TRYING MAN, YOU SHOULDN'T SLAPPED HIS ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Kaminari:I DID IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WOULD BE FUNNY!

Kirishima:IT WAS FUNNY! IT'S JUST YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN HE WOULD REACT THIS WAY!