Jax Alexander's Guide To Have Sex: With Eva Heart

⇀Prologue↽

"I fell in love, next to you."

-Ed Sheeran

I couldn't see anything but I could hear someone screaming very loudly. I opened my eyes, blurry vision slowly becoming clear. The first thing I saw was Lara standing there with her hands folded and oh God, why the fuck was she screaming?

"Can you tone it down a bit?" I groaned sitting up.

She looked stunned for second but then she looked at me with absolute disgust.

"You are a horrible man, Alex." She snarled.

"Alexander." I corrected.

"You have no shame. Have you? You are a disgusting human. I don't even know why I decided to date a horrible man like you." She screeched out in her absolutely annoying voice.

"What the fuck did I do?" I asked throwing my hands in the air.

"You. You bastard. We're over." She said and walked out.

Okay then.

I stood up going towards the shower racking my brain to remember why she dumped me. She was the fourth one this month.

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The moment I entered the class room, I saw a group of girls giving me disgusting looks, probably Lara's friends.  I went to the end of the classroom so that I don't have to see their ugly faces giving me looks for an hour. I rested my head on the table and tried to get some sleep.

"Hello Mr. Alexander, another break up, I hear." I heard a very chirpy voice for this morning.

I lifted up my head only to meet eyes with Eva Heart.

"I don't even remember what I did." I mumbled.

"No wonder why they are calling you what they are calling you." She said sitting down next to me.

"What are they calling me?" I enquired.

"A motherfucker, bastard, asshole, prick, poop, Nicki Minaj's ass."

"What? Those people are calling me all this? Nicki Minaj's ass? This makes no sense at all." I fumbled.

She chuckled. "Nah. They aren't calling you Nicki Minaj's ass, I made that up. Rest is true."

I glared at her.

"What? It's not my fault that you are a really bad human." She said before taking out her books.

I sighed.

"Heart, what did I do?" I asked giving her a pleading look.

"Well, fucker, cancelled your date with Lara, went to a high school party, got drunk, tried to kiss her younger sister and punched a guy who tried to stop you from forcing yourself on Kate." She told me with a disgusted look her in eyes. "You're a ridiculous person, Alexander."

"Oh God, a high school party? And who the fuck is Kate?"

"Kate is Lara's sister, Jax."

"Isn't my name already horrible that you have to say it too?"

She made a face at me.

"No matter how much I hate you but you have a great name, Jax Alexander. If you weren't such a piss face, I would name my child that."

"Oh." I smirked.  "Already planned kids? I can help you with that." I said making a suggestive face at her.

Her lips curled in disgust. "I don't even want to see your face, let alone have sex with an asshole like you. If it wasn't for the teacher, I probably would have been sitting far far far away from you."

"Sure." I mumbled.

She scowled at me and opened her mouth to speak just as the teacher entered.

I smirked.

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I was sitting outside on one of the cafeteria benches, sipping onto  my coffee and mentally rating every girl that passed me. Just as a very hot girl came out, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to come face to face with Reece carter.

"What's up, man? All alone?" he asked sitting next to me.

"Who do you want me to be with?" I asked taking a sip from my coffee.

"Lara." He gave me cheeky grin.

I groaned. He knew. He just likes screwing around with me. I resisted the urge to punch him. I just narrowed my eyes at him. He doubled over in laughter after seeing my reaction.

"Seriously man." Laugh. "A high" laugh. "School" laugh. "Party?"

I flipped him.

"At least the girl was hot." He said after sobering up.

"You know her?" I asked looking at him.

"Everybody does."

"Not me." I earned an eye roll at that.

"So, are you sitting here and ogling girls?" He asked.

I smirked. "Rating them."

"You have been doing that since junior high, you need to stop doing that. It's disrespecting to girls." He said with a serious face.

I raised an eyebrow at him which made him laugh.

"I always wanted to say that." He said chuckling, making me shake my head at him.

"Hey. What about that one?" He said pointing his head towards someone. I followed his eyes. I saw Eva sitting there, reading a book while her friends around chatted animatedly

"A perfect ten." I gave a half smile as I took in her beautiful blonde her, pale skin and slender body.

Reece looked at me. "Only girl you have rated ten since Erica." I stiffened at that. "And only girl on the campus you can't sleep with." This made me look at him. He wore a smirk and a challenging look in his eyes.

"Carter, you know I can bed anyone but she is too innocent for it." I replied.

"That's just an excuse you came up with just because she doesn't even want to spare a glance at you while you're clearly in love with her." He grinned.

"I'm not in love with her. She is too cocky and nerdy and by the way, I can make her sleep with me if I want to."

" Sure." He said in a casuatic tone.

"I can." I growled.

"You ego is too big, dear bestfriend." He said pinching my cheeks, making a girly face.

I cringed at him.

"I will fucking prove it." I said standing.

"Good luck with that." He said patting my back. "Just don't hurt her."

His last sentence bounced over my head as I smirked looking at Eva.

"This is a Jax Alexander's Guide To Have Sex: With Eva Heart." I said looking at a distance

Reece broke out in to fit of laughter. "You're so dramatic."

I chucked shaking my head at him.

"Come. Let's feed our stomachs" Reece said moving forward as followed him.

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This is my first story ever, I hope you guys like it.

Love,

June Blue.