-OF COURSE I'LL KILL THEIR DOG, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!?
-IDK, BUT JUST GO!!
-Ok, ok, calm down, sweetheart...
Duolingo slammed the door shut and went outside, then he began to meditate to know where was the criminal who didn't do their Spanish lessons... Then he felt something, some may call it instinct, but Duolingo likes to call it a big old punch on the beak. He knew where the hipster was... So he flew faster than Lightning McQueen, when he found himself in front of a dumps truck. He knocked on the metal of the ''thing-that-looked-like-a-house'' He waited for about 10 minutes when the ''door'' opened.
-Hello! I am Y/N what may I do for a handsome owl like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Hello, I am here to kill your dog because you didn't do your Spanish lessons.
-NO NOT JERRY... Oh, wait, I don't have a dog (⊙_☉)
-Huh, then I will...KIDNAP YOU'RE FAMILY!
-They are dead...
-Omg, sorry for you're lost...
-It's fine...
-Anyway, since you have nothing I can take away from you, I am going to kidnap you!
-Wow, calm down, honey pie-
But before Y/N could finish their sentence, Duolingo injected drugs into their neck...
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Duolingo x Reader (Spicy)
FanfictionAs the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔
