it was 9:20 in the night when Kyungpoo was fighting for his life in the toilet, he was constipated, but this was no ordinary constipation, kyungpoo was dealing with 900 kg 10 feet wide manure. He had tried all the methods, however in Kyungpoo's case they were all futile, his anus just kept getting wider and wider that Kyungpoo was no longer excreting the shit, it was excreting him. At this point Kyungpoo could only pray and hope that his loyal friend chanyeol would come to his Aid.
Kyungpoo was pushing and pushing for days until he heard a ring on the doorit was him... who he was waiting for all along - Kyungpoo could finally see the light, he crawled all the way carrying the colossal piece of waste on his anus while he hurried to his final hope, his saviour - Park Chanyeol. Once he had managed to get a hold of the door he used all the weight of the waste to push the handle down and reveal the door to his only hope, suddenly Kyungpoo was hopeful, he was enthusiastic of his future to come. .
"K-Kyungpoo...?" blurted Chanyeol,
"What happened?" he questioned
Kyungsoo, in agony pointed to his gluteus maximus, the stunningly gigantic piece of dunk in Kyungpoo's anal atresia.
Chanyeol knew what was needed to be done. He set to work, fetching his chainsaw from his pocket he began drilling into Kyungsoo's anus, it was then when Kyungsoo released a humongous fart followed by a deafening moan.Chanyeol, disgustedly, let out a cough.
Soon enough the faeces were loose enough to come out, Chanyeol grabbed his trustworthy pliers and used it to grip onto the manure. "Kyungpoo don't worry i will be done soon" Chanyeol reassured Kyungpoo, Chanyeol with his immense strength began pulling while Kyungsoo on the other side began pushing the shit out.
They tried one more time, using all the strength they had the shit began flying out of Kyungpoo's anus the whole room was sprayed with fecal matter, Kyungpoos anus with it's elastic potential energy began shrinking back to its original size. Now, all was good, kyungsoo could live the constipation-free life he had longed for...
"Thank you chanyeol, i knew i could always rely on you"
"It's no big deal - next time eat some weetabix, alright?" Chanyeol giggled
"What ever" said Kyungpoo.
