Just had the idea, I know it's been months since Christmas
shush
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"Klee, I just had the best idea in the world!"
You and Klee are currently roaming the streets in Mondstadt a few days before Christmas, and you have just had a good idea....or what you and Klee would call a "good" idea.
"What is it Y/n? I'm excited to hear it!"
"Well Klee...we have extra bomb making supplies and since Christmas is coming Master Jean is busy so....."
"So?"
"So we can make Christmas themed bomb and leave them at the door step of people homes for Christmas!"
":OOOO"
"That's a great idea!"
Both you and Klee then proceeded to make many...many...bombs for people, and also a real cute note because you two are cute as shit :D
"We finally finished!"
"That took so long Y/n...I hope that people like them though, because we spent a long time making them!"
"Me too!"
The two small children then went around peoples houses all night and placed Christmas themed bombs in the front of their houses...(They were filled with sweets, you two aren't that stupid...well...there was also some gunpowder)
- 12 Hours Later -
"Klee! Klee! Look! Everyone is coming out of their houses!"
"Really!? I wanna see the with their presents from us hehe!"
The unsuspecting, poor, citizens of Mondstadt had just came out their homes to see Christmas spheres with Santa hats and other accessories on them, they would have been happy with them if when they had picked them up they hadn't exploded and had glitter get all over them.
"Aghh!"
- Master Jeans POV -
*What's happening outside!?*
I run outside and down to the middle of Mond to see people holding bombs and being covered in red and white glitter
"Everyone! What's happened to all of you?"
"Haha, why there were given some very great gifts from Klee and Y/n Master Jean" I looked behind me to see Lisa standing there with one of the glitter Christmas bombs as she had just mentioned
"What do you mean!? Klee and Y/n did this?"
"Precisely"
I sigh and walk back to the Knights of Favonius headquarters to see that Klee and Y/n are looking out the windows with sad faces, they seem to look guilty...
- Back to the usual POV I use -
"Master Jean.....Klee and me are sorry...."
"Yeah! We didn't mean for them to be covered in glitter and be angry! We just wanted to give the people more gifts on Christmas..."
"Ugh... Girls before giving the gifts you should have made them a bit more safer and not explosive.... You two know the drill, solitary confinement... I'll get your gifts after you two get released.."
"Okay" You and Klee say in unison, and head to solitary confinement for Christmas... not the best idea as gifts I guess...
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Why do I feel bad for writing this >:(
Motherfuck-
YOU ARE READING
Klee and you being chaotic best friends
HumorNo one else has made this and because I am a klee main I shall be the first You and klee being chaotic and blowing up fish
