It all started in 2069. James has just given birth to his son, Jayden.
A few months later in the exact same crusty hospital bed, an unknown man gave birth to his son Max.
And a few days after that in the same even crustier bed unknown man #2 gave birth to Umair.
This is the only thing these hoes had in common.
Oh wait did I mention they're all gay for each other?
In 18 years these ugly ass mfs will end up in a huge love triangle relationship and the heirs to the pick me, roadman and idiot mafias.
But now they had popped out their fathers and lived apart, except for Umair and Jayden, who had found each other and were together.
Their love was fruitful and fruity. It was a perfect match. However Umair decided to not be a part of the idiot mafia and wanted to get an education all the way over Mangoland.
Neither Umair or Jayden knew that the other was part of a mafia. Of course they were trained to take over theirs from their mother and father's.
It was a stormy ass night and Umair and Jayden were doing maths homework when suddenly, Umair shot up yelling, "I CANT KEEP THIS FROM YOU ANY LONGER. IM MOVING AWAY. I WANT AN EDUCATION. I HATE HOW STUPID YOU ARE AND WANT TO BE FREE. I STILL LOVE YOU LOADS THO BRO. NO HOMO."
"Mf we're literally together-"
"Oh yeah lol anyways I'm leaving to Mangoland bye."
With that he jumped up, grew wings and flew away with his Mac book 13 air pro max Samsung laptop.
Jayden was heartbroken but not for long because James walked in his room and said, "Oi man you're getting tomorrow. Get up you're going shopping. I got some icons to organise your wedding so deal with it."
He left screaming LGBT by Cupcakke.
Jayden wanted to die.
Umair almost did because it was stormy and his dumbass didn't turn his laptop off whilst flying and he electrocuted himself multiple times. Maybe he would belong in the idiot mafia.
Tomorrow Jayden would meet his fiancé. And he already hated him.
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Mafia Love Triangle 😍
HumorA story about the kids in my class who swear they aren't gay