Peaceful Chaos | Dean Portman

3.

"Mom can you walk us to the car?" Les asked as we were about to leave for California

"Of course hun" She smiled at him

"Awww does Lessy need his mommy?" I cooed pinching his cheek

"Stevie." Mom said in THE mom tone

I put my hands up in defense before grabbing my bags and heading down the apartment building steps and out the door

"Do you guys have everything?"

"Yes" I answered

"Toothbrush?" "Yes" "Retainers?" "Yes" Spare underwear?" "About 12 extra pairs" "Skates?"

"Mom" I said putting my hand on her arm "I have everything I need and so does Les, don't worry"

She nodded "As much as I'll miss you two I'll finally have a clean house"

"And maybe even go on a date" I smirked

"No!" Les said quickly

Mom laughed "Okay be safe and kick ass love you guys"

"You know I'll kick ass" I smiled

"STEVIE AUSTIN"

"LOVE YOU" I yelled running away quickly before she could beat my ass

"Okay everyone board the plane! Looking at your tickets you should be able to see your seat number. You sit there and only there no switching!" Mr. Tibbles said

"Hey Stevie where's your seat?" Dwayne asked from next to me

"Uh 11D"

"Yay! I'm right next to you" He smiled happily

"Good shit" I said giving him a high-five

He's all giddy like a kid in a candy shop. It's cute and comforting. I do want to see a crazy side of him though

We boarded the plane and sat in our seats, Dwayne and I had the whole row to ourselves which was nice

"Thank god I'm next to you, I thought I might be stuck with Les or something"

He laughed "So mean to your own brother"

"Twin to be exact"

"I was thinking you guys looked a lot alike" He said

"Yeah, lucky for me I got the pretty genes" I said loud enough for him to hear

"Be quiet you sasquatch!" He yelled from next to Goldberg

"Yeah big foot!" Goldberg added

"Goldberg you do not wanna start with me" I warned

"Yeah you're right my self-esteem could not take it" He said shutting up

"Stevie do you like airheads?" Dwayne asked pulling out a jumbo bag

"Holy shit yeah! Where did you get all those from?!"

"Momma packed them for me" He smiled "They're my favorite and back home we all eat em"

"Well" I said grabbing a blue airhead from the bag "Tell me about home. You guys ride cows n shit to school?"

"Oh yeah for sure" He laughed sarcastically before his face turned neutral "Out of all the flavors you chose the blue?"

"Duh that's the best one.. what would you choose?"

"Orange"

"ARE YOU MENTAL?" I asked a bit too loudly

"No but you definitely are! quiet down!" He said hushing me