It was sunny outside and shrek was taking a lil walk. Shrek was wearing a my chemical romance shirt and some jeans with rips on only his beautiful cheeks and some stripper heels. Shrek was about to cross the road but naughty naughty boy shrek didn't look both ways and a truck zoomed at him, the truck hit him as he groaned. " REEERRRRRRRMMMMHUUUUU" shrek was in so much pain, the truck zoomed away and shrek was left there to rot but shreky boy wasn't dead... Shrek got up and kept walking like the skinny legend he is. Unfortunately shrek broke his BIG lawn whacker toe and he didn't go to the hospital and his toe grew plants and he would pick and eat the toe lettuce because he is SO poor. Poor man lives in a cardboard box because his sugar daddy lord farquad cut him off!!!
