Pre England Tour

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Virat : What's up people? Are you guys ready for the England tour.

Shardul : I'm super excited Bhaiya, this is my first tour to England and we also have the World Test Championship. Can't wait.

Siraj : Same bhaiya
Sundar : +1

Rohit : Don't overpack idiot. Last time, half of my suitcase was filled with your luggage.

Ishant : What? He kept luggage in your bag too? He said that he just had a couple of shoes left and packed them in my bag.

Jinks : You've known Virat since his delhi days Ish. You shouldn't have allowed him.

Pujji : Har tour mai same story. Atleast this time, please don't over pack vi.

Bhuvi : I'll alert Anushka about this. He won't listen to us otherwise.

Virat : Stop ganging against me idiots. Anushka has already warned me about this cause this idiot Ro complained to her. Anyway, I'm gonna shop in England though 😏

Mahi : Cheeku will never change in this matter. Have an extra suitcase just in case Ro.

Virat : Mahi Bhaiii. Aap bhi? 😭

Mahi : Kuch galat bola kya?

Shikhar : Nahi mahi bhai. Ekdum sahi bola tumne.

Rohit : Are you guys packing your toothbrush?

Jinks : Toothbrush ke bina kaise brush karega tu? Of course we are packing it cause it's an essential.

Rohit : They'll give us one in the flight na? So what is the need to pack my own toothbrush?

Shikhar : Meet Rohit Sharma. Earns in crores but thinks twice before buying a tooth brush. Kanjoos kahin ka.

Virat : Kanjoosi nahi, laziness hai. He is lazy to remember and pack his toothbrush before leaving.

Pujji : Remember how he forgot to pack his training kit before the SA tour. We had to ask Ritika to courier it.

Ishant : How can we forgot that? He was so scared to inform it to Ritika. 😂

Shardul : This time even Bhabi is accompanying you to England, so there is no one to courier anything.

Siraj : And if couriered, things won't reach bhaiya in time either due to Covid guidelines.

Yuzi : Be alert while packing my love Rohitaa

Rohit : Guys 😒. Aren't we supposed to target Virat today?

Harry : Yess, but no day is complete without our beloved Rohitaa getting roasted. Right?

Rohit : Tu IPL mai mil mujhe. I'll show you what's right and what's wrong.

Bhuvi : Usko darana band kar Ro

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