Joe Biden was peacefully in the white house, he had just finished his paperwork for the war against Orangetopia. He was stressed, REALLY STRESSED. All Joe wanted was to have someone by his side, someone who would make him feel less stressed and help him through all these important issues he needed support with.
After a long day of filling out paper work and configuring speeches, he heard something crash.. Something break, he quickly went to check the cameras instead of approach, in case it was something dangerous.
To his surprise it wasn't dangerous at all.. In fact, it was a green frog.. It was the most beautiful thing he had ever laid his eyes on. He watched as the frog got up slowly and dusted itself off, it wasn't an ordinary frog either.. It was a frog with long legs and a weird neck accessory that looked like a jesters, 'if I had ever seen something like this when I was younger I would have screamed' Joe thought. As the frog got up he widened his eyes and realized where he was "Oh no! This isn't the corner store!!" The frog said looking around in distress. "I should call security.. But I want to know more about this creature.." Biden thought. "Alright! I'll go see if the creature is okay!" Biden quickly headed towards the room where he saw the frog (His bedroom) and brought with him bandages in case the frog had been hurt from the fall. After all he did just fall straight through the window.
And this would be their first encounter.
AUTHORS NOTE THINGS THAT WATTPAD WRITERS DO: OK ISTG THIS IS SATIRE DONT CANCEL ME... ANYWAYS THERES A LOT OF CRINGE STUFF IM GONNA ADD TO THIS LATER SO BE PREPARED FOR THAT IG..
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Joe Biden x Kermit the frog
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