"I'm gonna lose my mind!!! What happened to me?! And why did Namjoon block me?!" I cry in frustration.
"Honestly man you're so annoying, are bitches this annoying in the 2000s?" Yoongi sassily replies.
"You don't understand how horrible it is to go 21 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE." I yell out
"Geez, on your period or have you started menopause yet?" He asks
"IM ONLY 37 TECHNICALLY."
"Look, on his Facebook it said that Namjoon has a small family business selling street food, we will just go there." Namjoon says
"Then what are we waiting for, let's go, man!" I beg
"Calm down, it opens later on in the day. And please - wear some clothes..." yoongi says
"Hehe, you shyyy??" I wink
"I'm not playing around with you Yunseo put those honkers away."
"Okay then let me change in peace!"
I change into my small miniskirt and butterfly rhinestone shirt, "does this outfit make me look skinny?"
Yoongi just looks at me with a blank expression and goes back on his phone.
"I'll take that as a yes!"
I sit on the couch next to him, as he looks at me in curiosity.
"Tell me about your life back in the 2000s."
"Well, you already know a lot about me. I am Yunseo, a 16 year old in the 2000s, with very bad substance abuse. I party a lot and I was one of the most popular girls in school hehe!!"
"So you're addicted to coke?" He asks
"Well, no, I'm not addicted to a certain substance. I just take whatever there is to make my brain whoozy." I explain
"That's really bad you know.." yoongi says
"Well no shit, but sadly I fell into that loophole of substances. What sucks is that my mother is a heroin addict, so I should've known better not to touch any type of drug." I explain
"Sounds tough.." he says
"What about you? I know nothing about you!!" She says
"Well, I live with my mum, but she is almost never home. Uhh, I don't know.. there's nothing extraordinary to talk about." He says
"I think you're extraordinary!" I flirt
"Haha. Funny." He chuckles and goes on his phone
"But why don't you believe me?"
"It's not that I don't, but I have no friends, never even had a girlfriend, im not used to that stuff." Yoongi says
"Well, you know I really like you!!"
"Why?" He asks
She shrugs, "I just do"
"You Y2K girls are straightforward as hell."
She chuckles and goes on her magazine but he looks at her for a bit with a thoughtful expression on his face, checks the time and gets up.
"Let's go find Namjoon, it's a long drive."
She gets up excitedly, "okay okay!!!"
YOU ARE READING
era || min yoongi
Fanfiction"what year is it?!" "2021...?" "oh no.." a story about a girl who travelled 21 years into the future.
