Donald One Shots

Seriously?

I sat in bed drawing away as usual trying to get the shading right on this damn sketch whenever I tried the lighting never quite hit right, "Visitors" The nurse says opening the door I nodded to her barely looking up as I heard the guys come in 

"We have a surprise for you" 

"Ohh? did you bring me a chocolate bar again," He says 

"No better!"

"okay" I sighed looking up each of them had a picture of a girl "what is this?"

"We found a solution, to your problem." 

"My problem?"

"all these girls said they were down"

"with what?"

"You know... your problem"

then it hit me "did you go around asking these girls if they'd have sex with me?"

"well yeah"

"Seriously?"

"yeah"

"you went around asking girls if they would have pity sexy with me? do you not understand how much of a dick move that is" 

"These are not the only ones"

"no! just no," I told them, getting back to my drawings

"Don't you wanna take a look at least?"

"No" I answered 

"You sure?" 

"Positive" 

"even this one?" he smirks waving one of them between my face and my drawing 

"I'm sure" I sighed

"even this one?" He suggested showing me another one 

"No thank you" I sighed pushing it away 

"You sure? this one might be interesting" he says waving it back in my face again and I noticed snatching it out his hand 

"Seriously?"

"Yep"

"You asked y/n!"

"Yep"

"you went and asked y/n if she'd have sex with me!"

"We did yes" 

"Why the hell would you do that!"

"because you've had a crush on y/n since you were twelve! we asked her and she said she would"

"she would?"

"When we asked she said she'd like to, so long as you wanted her too"

"did she know, you were doing this without informing me,"

"We did tell her to say you didn't know, so... you wanna text her?"

"No! I don't want some pity sex, I'm not mentioning it to her at all or any of these girls" I said 

I sat finishing up my drawing when I heard the nurse again "Visitor" she smiled I rolled my eyes assuming it was the guys back again but 

"Hello" she giggled I looked up and saw y/n in the doorway in her cute little dress with all her books 

"Hi y/n" I smiled the nurse left us alone and she giggled coming over and getting the chair to sit by the bed 

"Is it safe?" she asks opening her arms 

"It is" I laughed 

"yay!" she giggled giving me a hug "Ummmm I can hug my little squeezamal again" she smiled before getting her backpack off "how are you feeling?"