Ereri One-shots

Tour

To all German readers out there I'm sorry for the bad grammar. I just used google translate for this because I'm not from Germany and I really want to write this so sorry again for the mistakes ಥ‿ಥ

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What's more fun than going on a vacation with you're two bestfriends? exactly nothing.

But...

A certain raven already want to commit homicide.

"For fucks sakes Hanji!" the raven yelled out at the brunette behind the tall blonde who was cowering in fear.

"Levi I know your upset-"

"Upset!? I'm fucking furious! if you didn't poke that disgusting rat at the alleyway none of this wouldn't have happened!" the raven also know as Levi stomped towards the shaking brunette, eyes burning with hatred and the intent to kill.

"Levi calm down. Let's just find some help." the blonde spoke up with a calm expression on but he was scared shitless of the small raven. With a deadly glare coming in his way he immediately flinch and took a step back.

"Shut up eyebrows and let me kill them!" the raven was ready to pounce at the brunette but the blonde instantly shield himself for the sake of his friend.

"Levi calm down!" the blonde ordered but with no use. Levi was still thrashing around like a child. The brunette just smiled awkwardly while still shaking. People around them was staring at them with confusion evident in their eyes. Levi was still throwing curses and kicks -that the blonde made a reaction from it- at the scared brunette. The brunette however has gotten over they're cowerdess and took a step forward.

"Now now Levi, stop you're embarrassing yourself."

"I don't give two shits about that!"

"But still stop. I found a very familiar place around here, we could find some help there!" Hanji proclaimed. The crazy brunette have came to Berlin several times due to her work so they might know someone near. The raven finally stopped kicking but he still held that menacing look in his eyes that screamed 'kill'.

"Are you ok now?" the blonde asked, praying that the raven have calmed down.

"Get off me shitbrows." Levi pushed the huge blonde in the face. When he was finally out of the blondes grip he glared at the brunette but stood still. Hanji smiled victoriously and started to skip at a familiar pathway. The raven sighed and followed the brunette, knowing he doesn't have a choice.

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It had been an hour or two since they got lost. Hanji has been pointing at every direction claiming it that it's 'that way' and the two males started to doubt that they are in the right path. The raven wanted to claw and rip the brunette's head off but knew there were too many people and he doesn't want to commit a crime in a foreign country. He just cursed and glare at Hanji every time they turn to a different direction.

"Hanji are you sure you know where you're going?"

"Of course not shithead, we had been walking around in circles! we fucking pass this café like three times!" the raven cursed. The blonde slowly backed away, trying to put some distance away from the fuming raven.

"Wait let's just get some help there!" Hanji exclaimed and immediately grabbed the shorter ones hand. He was then dragged to the decent size café, too stunned to do anything but that quickly changes when the raven saw red. He wanted to skin the crazy brunette alive and let them drown in they're own blood but his fantasies was stopped when he felt Hanji took a step back almost toppling both of them down.