One day Shrek decided to leave his swamp and go to the moon. But you would never belive this! A little rat was lurking around. Not just any kind of rat. The human kind. The ugly ones. They make eye contact, and shrek says
"THANKS A LOT! NOW IVE GOTTA BLEACH MY EYES"
rat boy was super offended.
"I DONT LOOK LIKE A RAT"
"Well man, I wasn't thinking a rat. More like a groundhog. But you are right. You've got some rat blood in ya."
"YOURE A GREEN PENCIL CRAYON."
"EXCUSE YOU, YOU MINIATURE BUTTHOLE. IM NOT A PENCIL CRAYON. IM SHREK OF THE SWAMP!!!"
rat boy tried to punch shrek in the face. He couldn't quite reach, since he is mini and shrek is fat. Instead he punched shreks stomach. Shrek jiggled.
"Heheehehh what are you doing man. STOP. tHaT TiCkleS!!"
Shrek whipped up his sax and started playing some hot jams. See video below!
After the song rat boy was really scared. He cried.
