POV: dazai
People always think I go to roof top just to attempt suicide for the 69420time but no they won't understand my intentions. I go up to the familiar sight *zip* aaah~ oh the sounds of piss my breathing becomes choppy aaahh~ haa~ mmmm I've been holding this a day I hope u enjoy MmM~ aaAh~ then suddenly I hear...... "AAAAA WTF EW WHATS THAT IS THAT PISS WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DEAD VAGINA EWWWW WTF". YES I FINALLY PISSED ON MORI OH THAT TURNS ME ON SOO MUCH AAAAH~ YES~ PLEASE AGAIN~ OHH THATS SOO GOOD MMMM~ OH YA VENGEANCE OHHHH~ .I was having so much fun but then i heard a annoying voice which I hear everyday it's pissed hair Kunikida"DAZAI GET DOWN HERE AT ONCE" shouted Kunikida ugh he's soo annoying I had my moment "WHY IS YOUR COCK OUT?????" Oh shit he saw my crusty rotten cheesy crackling piss written dick, ugh I don't wanna go down the stairs I go up to the common ledge and let gravity take over I love the wind blowing through my hair it though the air smells like piss now, I was free for a second but Kunikida caught me bridal style then yeeted me on to the ground "OI"I exclaimed "for fuck sakes Dazai why do you have to do that every time next time I'm just gunna leave you to fall to ur death"shouted Kunikida "we are now 2 minutes behind schedule" I need to tell kunikida about the thing I did "kunikida guess what (^∇^)" "what" he groaned "I PISSED ON MORI AHAHHAHAHAH" "OH WTF DAZAI EVEN I FEEL BAD FOR A PEDOPHILE"
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Dazai x piss
FanfictionMaybe Dazai is hiding some secrets we'lol get into depth about his relationship with piss
