Part 4.5: Lemons Origin

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And so what Kanye didnt know is, He ressurected an ancient god from 2400 BC years ago from now and his name was Lemon, Lemon is mostly known for his retardedness, and how he attempts to be funny but fails terribly, Some ancient Greek sects thought that the moon was the home of the dead, and early Hindus believed that the souls of the dead returned to the moon to await rebirth. The moon could even symbolize birth and death at the same time. And now was the right time to summon him, The God of The Moon. Kanye and Alex stared deep into Lemons eyes, They saw a sad moon waiting for someone to merge with him to make him a full moon, Hes clearly emo and heartbroken lmfao. *Floors rumble as Lemon speaks* "Who are you and what is you're intention of summoning me." Kanye replied, "Im here to find out the secrets of the vision magic and my destruction eyes." Lemon said "I can help you with it but with a cost."Kanye replied "What is it?" Lemon replied "A Nino Nakano body pillow with extra pads on the boobs part." Kanye replied, "Out of all the things you wanted you want a Nino Nakano body pillow?"
Lemon replied "Yes, and if you do i can help you summon the five gods needed to sacrifice to the altar and those are The gods of the Wind,Fire, Rock,Water,Sun. Im one of the 10 gods and those 5 are the only needed ones for the ritual." Kanye replied, "Is that so? Then what are we waiting for lets get you that body pillow and lets continue out adventure."

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