Ashcroft's Bathroom Sesh - Garstang Community Academy

Part 1 ~ Pregnant

After Mr Ashcroft's divorce he felt extremely sad and especially depressed. He began regretting every single decision he'd ever made. But most importantly he missed his kids.

He would stand outside of his old house screaming: "Karen please let me see them they are my kids too!" But that only left him with a restraining order.

He just wanted to look after children again. But Miss Rawcliffe refused to have any with him. She's too strong to carry a child after all.

Despite the constant begging he did she never gave in. Miss Rawcliffe never wanted to be pregnant.

And that is why he sobbed himself to sleep every night. He couldn't just adopt a child because he would be made fun of by his students and called a nonce.

One night it got so bad he just wanted to read something to distract himself from the misery of life.

But all of his books were at his old house.

He sighed and searched on Bing: 'Reading books online'

And that was when he found a sight called wattpad. He spent hours reading smut shots every night from then on. Even his peers noticed how tired he was everyday from staying up. But he just blamed it on the stress of getting divorced.

He was officially a wattpader.

But one particular night changed his life.

After pressing on the orange coloured app he browsed his homepage. And that was when he stumbled across the phrase: 'omegaverse'

"Sounds fancy. Alexa, define omegaverse." He demanded in excitement.

After hours of searching Bing and talking it his Alexa he found out that males can get pregnant in this universe.

"That's really weird and inappropriate. I'd give the person who made that prompt up a C5. God I hope non of my students read this garbage." He joked with himself before opening wattpad up again and adding the book to his library.

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He felt so stupid. Of course males getting pregnant was scientifically impossible.

If a student ever asked Mrs Tasker if males can get pregnant she would have sent them to the slaughter house of isolation.

But even when he sat in his little office chair watching over the school he thought about it.

Is it really impossible for a male to get pregnant?

You may ask yourself why Mr Ashcroft is obsessing over this. It's because he wants his own children again.

And since Miss Rawcliffe is the only bitch he can pull why wouldn't he want to get pregnant if that means he can have his own kid?

He couldn't take it anymore. The hours reading omegaverse fanfiction finally got to his head.

As soon as the final bell rang on a Thursday afternoon he flew over to Mr Passerini's classroom and burst through the door.

"I NEED YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING." He screamed at the science teacher who held his water bottle out in fear.

"Get away from me. Thanks to you our schools income is dropping down. I have kids to feed unlike you." He screamed as Mr Ashcroft trembled in fear.

"Put the water bottle down I'm not going to hurt you. I'm here to ask for a favour."

The science teacher slowly lowered the water bottle letting Mr Ashcroft speak.

"If you don't tell anyone about this I'll let you fling rubber bands at students again and I'll buy you a membership to Garstangs secret anti vaxxer club." He whispered in a low tone.