Gotta catch em all

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  (Tw: cussing)

Thirteen was snickering while she set up the trap. She quietly chanted as I placed the large burger in the middle of a long table we had set up. Just the burger weighed over 60 pounds and its smell was stronger than Asmo's perfume. I wiped ketchup off my hands as she finished her spell.

"Ok ok its done!" Thirteen says proudly. As soon as the words leave her lips the burger starts shaking and glowing. My eyes widened and I looked at her confused. "Did you make a burger bomb...?" She laughs and holds my hand. "What, are you scared?" She grins and looks into my eyes, making me blush in the process. I was about to speak when I head a loud thump. When I turned my head I saw hundreds of burgers covering the poor table. "Holy shit.." I exclaim. Then the smell hit.

It attacked my nose with the stench of meat and grease. It was like the smell of a five guys times a thousand. "I'm pretty sure the celestial realm can smell thi-" her words are cut off when the sound of frantic running flows through the air. We both turn our heads and see the most terrifying sight someone could see. A very very very hungry Beel dashing towards us.

We quickly duck behind some nearby bushes as the large demon gawks at the giant burgers in front of him. Blinded by his hunger, he starts devouring the food in front of him. She looks at me and nods. As soon as she does I stand up and yell: "OI ED SHEERAN STAY!" He turns his head in shock before freezing with a burger hanging out of his mouth. Thirteen than touches a magic circle she drew around the table and Beel is immediately tossed into the air as a large balloon like ball forms around him. The balloon has a long string attached to the bottom and Thirteen quickly grabs it. "We caught a wild Beelzebub!" She yells triumphantly and laughs. Causing me to burst out in laughter too.

Together, we drag Beel's bubble to RAD and shove it through the doors. As we do, we spot a wave of students walking out of their classes and packing up. "Oops looks like we missed the whole day. Looks like there's a scratch on your perfect record" She says, grinning. I roll my eyes and smile. "Eh it was worth it I had a lot of fun today" She smiles back and winks at me. "I'm always worth it! I gotta get out of here though my sisters will kill me if I don't get them their cupcakes from Madam Scream" She says and sighs with annoyance. "Call me later cutie!" She hands me a small piece of paper along with the string of the Beel balloon. As soon as I look up to thank her she's nowhere to be found.

I tuck the paper snuggly into my bag and start walking back to the house of Lamentation. I push the old gates open and walk to the door of the large mansion. I open the door and spend a good five minutes pushing Beel through the door. I decided to leave him in there on time out for the stunt he pulled. I tie his string to a chair in the living room and head to my room, waiting for the brothers to get home.

(One hour later)

I hear six loud voices echoing through the front yard. The doors swing open and there's a moment of silence before loud laughing. I get up and walk out of my room and explain why beel looks like a hamster stuck in its hamster ball, I watch Lucifer massage his temples as I pull a tab near the bottom of the ball.

It pops and Beel falls on his ass. He didn't seem to care though, a lot of the burgers got caught in the spell with him so he was still feasting happily. Belphie sighs and helps Beel carry the burgers to the kitchen as Mammon and Levi follow in pursuit to try and snag one of the burgers. Lucifer heads to his room, probably to think of some kind of horrific punishment.

Satan and Asmo both stay and exchange glances. Asmo giggles and Satan smirks. "What?" I glare at them. "So you had a date with Thirteen?" Satan asks. "Wha- It wasn't a date- How did you know?!" I feel my cheeks redden as the pair start laughing. "Look at what she left in your pocket!" Asmo says with excitement. I check the pockets on my jacket and feel something brushing against my hand. I pull a small letter and gorgeous necklace.

The letter:
"Hey it was great catching that Pokémon with you. I had a lot of fun and it would be awesome if we hung out sometime where there isn't a hungry giant we have to track. Since all the brothers gave you gifts the make their pacts stronger, I had to one up them and give you something better.
Love,
thirteen
I blush as Satan and Asmo lean over my shoulders. I study the necklace she left me and take in every detail. It was shaped like a flower with petals the color of her hair, the beautiful magenta faded into the soft grayish purple perfectly and made the already amazing design better. The stem was a warm vibrant emerald green, the same color as Thirteen's eyes. It was beautiful and delicate.

"Woahhh no fair I want a present too!" Asmo says, pouting. Satan sighs "You get hundreds of gifts from your fans everyday, Asmo" he states. "Anyways! I knew she liked you! O-M-G You have to let me do your makeup darling! We can go shopping and get our nails done-" "Or- I could just go to my room and hibernate for all of eternity!" I cut him off and start booking it to my room before closing the door and locking it.

I lay my back against the door and slide down until I'm sitting. My arms tightly hug the gifts to my chest as all the repressed feelings towards the mysterious reaper girl bubble to the surface.

(Authors note: Ok so I have decided to try and start writing this book again but with longer chapters. I want to know if y'all like it and want me to continue)

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