1. General Headcanons

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Im doing this at 2am and i have a big day, haha pain

ANDY APPLE

Our Happy-Go-Lucky and Naive beloved Apple! He is 16 years old and weights like 110

He's the friend that you won't ever expect to swear. he just starts playing the guitar in his freetime at the picnic table with the others, a string breaks and all you hear is "This is not fucking good." From the apple who has a sad look on his face.

He needs a hug and cuddles man, he has been through a lot and hes only 16 my guy. Got his keys stolen, did his friends dirty work, stuck in a barn, forced to play tag with a creepy pumpkin guy and got gifted a fucking raw head.
Probably went to therapy after seeing that head

He has soft hands. No cap, he wears his gloves 24/7 but i feel like he'll take them off to shower, wash his hands, sleep and if people he trusts ask. His hands are a bit rough due to being a farmer, but, his hands are just so pretty. Oh and Melody has painted on green nails for him, no context.

He's Pandy.
Jokes aside, he'll be Pansexual or a  Heterosexual Ally. I can't decide, he just uses He/Him pronouns.

Has a tough time picking others over his own health.
Oh, its cold outside, Andy is wearing a jacket and Melody mutters shes cold?
She can have wear it! (Said apple gets frostbite)
Claus is hungry as Andy didn't eat a single thing that day and he is holding a orange in his hand?
Claus is probably hungrier.
The fireworks man

His fucking wardrobe consists of 20 pairs of the same overalls, different colors of the same sweaters, 2 jeans, 3 dress shirts, glasses, halloween, valentines and christmas sweater and 2 jackets

In conclusion:
Local Apple Boy is a good boy and his temper is on a short fucking fuse

CLAUS CLOCK

King Dice's adopted son /hj
But for real, the dice probably took in the small clock when he was younger, raised him, left to the Casnio one day and never fucking came back.
He went to get the chips and ended up losing his soul lol

His wardrobe literally consists of one pair of pajamas and the same fucking outfit he wears everyday. Not joking, but if he wants to go outside looking like a peach, then so be it ig

Strangely talented at sewing, he teaches Andy how sew on sundays. I mean, how else you gonna fix your clothes? Can't just do the good ol' ramen trick.

He hate's all his friends /j
But fr, he comes off as sassy, rude, stand-offish and honestly, not very approachable. He is so nice to ladies and children tho, such a gentleman in your eyes until you realizw how many apple jokes he makes.

Jokes / pokes fun at Andy for being an Apple so much, mans just responds with such a tired look. He is just so done with this two faced clocks bullshit /hj

My man's is a Closeted Bisexual
(He doesn't understand Sexuality's that much)
Male and uses He/Him Pronouns

In Conclusion:
King Dice's slightly nicer mini me

MARGARET MOLE

Chill #Girlboss.

She is buff, not mega buff or slighty buff, just in the middle, ya know?
It's mostly because of her being a Baker and growing her own ingredients.

-' 𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲. '- Andy's Apple Farm BookWhere stories live. Discover now