You laid on the ground next to a bed, no pillow, no blanket. Just on the hard, cold ground. You sit up on look on the bed to see William laying on the bed sleep, his back towards you unlike you he had a blanket, pillow, and a comfortable bed. He was snoring and probably had his Pinky's up since they are barely ever down. The thought suddenly appears in your mind, why don't you just get on the bed with him? It's not like he'll care or anything I mean there's enough room for two. You slowly start to get up and stare at the bed thinking about it again before slowly starting to crawl on the bed, you successfully made it.
You slowly close your eyes drifting off to sleep. Some time later you open your eyes revealing the night sky with shining bright stars in it. You jump up and look around, you were outside? Just a second ago you were in a bed, inside a house. You look over to the front door where William was standing "Uhm..William why-" Suddenly the door slams shut. You stand up quickly and go over to the door trying to open it "Hey William, this is a joke..right? William...WILLIAM?" You shouted but no response, he had locked you out.
The next morning William opened the door and kicked you awake "Goodmornin' lovely day innit?" He grinned looming over you "Why did you throw me out? All I did was lay in the bed with you." You sat up, aggravated. "I gave you such an awesome bed, the floor is so comfortable..did you not like it?" He frowned before taking a step back into the house and slamming the door on your face not allowing you to respond or to go back inside.
You ended up becoming homeless and living in a cardboard box and then fell in a hole then died. The end ☺️
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Blueycumsules x reader one-shots
Random‼️⚠️TW⚠️‼️ gay people also this is a joke book don't cancel me 💀💀 Maybe a joke 😰😰😰😰 edit: stop I cringed when I saw this book why did I ever think it was a good idea to write this
