𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘 | Haikyuu!! x Male! Reader |✔

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(H/c) - hair colour
(E/c) - eye colour
(S/c) - skin colour
(R/n) - random name

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• nine •

“Sorry I’m late I had to go a—”

“Akgaashiii!!!” Bokuto yelled and tackled the shorter male into a bone crushing hug.

“Bokuto-San, I was only gone for a few minutes not years.” Akaashi stated calmly as he attempted to push Bokuto away to get air.

“Boku-chin just misses you,” (m/n) chuckled, “where were you?”

Akaashi looked at (m/n) and smiled a little, “I was just talking to the teachers. They wanted some volunteers to set up the barbecue tomorrow afternoon.” He explained.

“Barbecue...” (m/n) trailed, drooling at the thought of such a delicacy.

“I’m getting hungry now...” Lev groaned.

“Me too.” Kuroo chimed in.

“Me three...” Bokuto frowned, “I want it to be tomorrow already! But at the same no because (m/n) won’t be here anymore!!”

“Which one are you more attached to? (M/n) or Akaashi?” Tsukishima bluntly asked but the owl failed to hear his question.

The owl continued to throw a tantrum like a child but eventually Akaashi babied him which calmed him down.

“We can always stay in contact Boku-chin.” (m/n) smiled as he waved his phone.

Stars formed in Bokuto’s eyes as he ran out of the gym and five seconds later, returned with his phone in hand.

“What?! Me too (m/n)!!” Kuroo huffed, pulling his phone out of his bag, and waved it in the air.

“Ehhh?! Me too! Me too!!” Hinata joined in and ran out to get his phone.

(M/n) bashfully chuckled as he was immediately swarmed by the three males’, all with their phones in hand. Of course, a minute later, Lev joined the crowd. After a bit, (m/n) managed to give them his phone number and (m/n) turned to Tsukishima who was the only one who didn’t join the spree.

“Do you want mine too, Kei-chin?” He asked.

A wide, sweet, gentle smile formed on (m/n)’s face making Tsukishima blush a little.

The blond averted his gaze and handed his phone to (m/n), “p-please...” Tsukishima mumbled.

“Here you go!” (m/n) grinned.

Everyone present at that time felt arrows stab their hearts at the precious (m/n).

While everyone else was busy dying from (m/n), Akaashi took this opportunity to approached (m/n).

“(N/n),” he said getting the taller male’s attention, “later at night can you meet me and Yaku at penalty Hill?”

(M/n) raised an eyebrow but chose to not question his childhood friends' motives. “Sure.” He smiled and turned to the others. “You guys want to keep practising?” he asked.

“Of course!! I’m not letting bakayama beat me that easily!” Hinata roared, all pumped up for another round of two on two.

“Ok! Then I’ll sit out first.” (m/n) suggested.

“Ok~ be sure to get a good look at my good side!” Kuroo winked.

“I’ll try.” (m/n) chuckled.

“Me too!” Bokuto and Lev exclaimed in unison.

“You do realize he only has two eyes, right?” Akaashi asked.

“Then he can pull off that weird thing chameleons do with their eyes!!” Bokuto suggested.

“Boku-chin—I can’t really do that, you know?” (m/n) asked, laughing softly.

“Aww, but I really wanted to look good in front of you.” Bokuto frowned, pouting.

“There, there Boku-chin,” (m/n) ruffled his hair, “I’ll do my best to look at your awesomeness, ok?”

“Promise?” Bokuto asked, like a little child.

“Promise!” (m/n) responded.

Stars formed in Bokuto's eyes as he grabbed (m/n)’s hands. An instinct flared in Akaashi's mind and quickly rushed over to Bokuto; however, he was too late.

“(M/n) is too precious!” The black- and white-haired male exclaimed, engulfing the male into a hug.
“Marry me!!” He yelled.

“Eh-?!” (m/n) let out.

“Hah?! No way!! Don’t marry him! Have me!” Kuroo fought back.

“Don’t trust him! Marry me!!” Lev jumped in.

“What!? T-Then me too!!” Hinata exclaimed, not wanting to lose to the two taller males.

“W-Wait! Guys we’re too young to be getting married! I don’t—come on guys!” (m/n) attempted to reason with them as he was swarmed by the group. “Kei-chin! Akaa-chin! Help me out here!!” He begged to the two quiet males.
The two approached (m/n) and a look of relief washed over him but was suddenly replaced with dread.

“I think you guys are getting ahead of yourselves,” Akaashi stated as he grabbed (m/n) by the hand, “he'll be with me in the future.”

“You two!?” (m/n) shouted.

Tsukishima sighed, “sorry, but the only person (m/n) is going to be with in the future... is me!” Tsukishima declared as he pulled (m/n) into a hug.

At that moment, the group continued to bicker on who (m/n) was to marry. Of course, while they were busy arguing, (m/n) managed to slip away from the group that surrounded him. The (brunet, albino, ginger etc.) let out a sigh of relief as he looked at them argue.

I have no idea what I did to cause such a ruckus. He thought. But it’s... kinda funny to see that side of them. (M/n) laughed loudly which made the group stop their fight. They stared at (m/n) who was laughing to the point tears had formed in his eyes.

The group felt stabs in their chest, and they all fell to the ground.
Their cause of death?

Cuteness overload.

I’m surprised he's not being sarcastic—he's acting all innocent it’s hard to resist. Akaashi sighed and turned to the guys who were practically ghosts that were ready to move on to the afterlife.

“Come on, get up. We need to pack everything up and clean up as well.” He said but no one moved. He let out a long sigh and ruffled his hair. “First one to get up and clean everything gets a picture of (n/n) as a kid.”

At that moment, everyone got up simultaneously. Their screams of determination echoed in the gym, and they raced around cleaning and packing up.

“Uh... you won’t actually give them a picture of me as a kid, right? Akaa-chin?” (m/n) asked nervously.

“Of course not,” Akaashi paused and mentally smirked, “on one condition.”

(M/n) blinked a couple of times and gulped. He was not liking the aura around Akaashi.

“I’m joking, I won’t give them the picture.” Akaashi said with a smile as he patted (m/n) on his shoulder.

“I'll lock up!” Kuroo suggested and earned a nod from Akaashi who tossed him the keys.

“Then I’ll be heading out first, good work everyone.” Akaashi yawned.

“Wait for me Akgaashi!” Bokuto grinned and followed after the dark-haired male.

“Then I’ll leave you to it Kuroo-senpai!” Lev grinned and left.

“I’ll see you later, (m/n)!” Hinata waved and he too left the gym.

“You leaving?” Kuroo asked as he grabbed the remaining balls.

“Nah, I’ll wait for you. I don’t want you to be lonely.” (m/n) grinned and picked up a stranded ball which sat at the other side of the gym.

“You sure?” Kuroo asked as they walked together to the storage. “You sure you wanna hang around... a predator?”

A smirk graced Kuroo’s lips as he put the ball away, leaning closer to (m/n). The taller male inched closer and closer, which made (m/n) move back until his back hit the wall.

The confident smirk on Kuroo’s lips, remained as he placed his hands on the wall, trapping (m/n).
However, a smirk also formed on (m/n)’s face as he looked up. His (e/c) hues seemingly glowed as he leaned closer to Kuroo’s face, their lips only millimetres away from each other.

“Oh? If you were a predator..., wouldn’t you have eaten me already?” (m/n) asked.

(A/N: I’m literally listening to Talk Dirty to Me as I write this oml)

Kuroo was taken aback in (m/n)’s sudden change in attitude. He almost thought that (m/n) was being possessed.

(M/n) grabbed Kuroo’s hand and made him free him from the trap.

“Of course, even the prey can become dangerous, don’t you know that? Captain~” (m/n) whispered in Kuroo’s ear. “Don’t get too hasty, or I might just eat you up myself! Good night, Kuroo-chin!” (m/n) chuckled and slapped Kuroo’s ass before walking away, whistling a happy tune.

Astounded.

Embarrassed.

Turned—I mean, a blushing mess.

That’s all Kuroo was.

The bed heads knees buckled as he fell to the ground. Only now did he realize the rapid beating of his heart. Safe to say, that this was definitely something he’d be blushing about for a very long time.

Who knew someone so kind and precious, maybe innocent? Could be so dangerously... flirtatious.
It was almost terrifying.

(M/n) entered the class where Karasuno had been staying for the past few nights. Upon entering, the team certainly took notice of the more elated expression of joy on (m/n)’s face. They were all blessed, but at the same time, they were very curious.

“Did something good happen, (m/n)?” Sugawara asked as he put his clothes into his bag.

(M/n) grabbed his pyjamas and placed his finger under his chin. He then grinned and looked at his upperclassman.

“Let’s just say... I tamed a cute cat.” He smiled, almost seductively that the team almost suffered a heart attack once the second year left to take a shower.

“When did he become so seductive!?” Sugawara asked, his blushing showing no signs of disappearing.

“No clue, but holy shit—” Nishinoya breathed.

“He hot.” Tanaka finished.

“Ayo bro ain’t you straight?” Nishinoya asked.

Tanaka blushed in embarrassment at what he just blurted out.

“Bro I dunno!!” Tanaka dramatically cried.

As Tanaka was losing his shit over whether or not he was straight, (m/n) continued to whistle happily as he ventured to the showers. It was certainly a new side of (m/n) that the team had entered expected to find.

Unlike Kuroo who was still a blushing mess from the experience of the very seductive and flirtatious side of (m/n).

Poor rooster head.