When All Your Waifus and Husbandos are Dead (Picanronpa Summary and Shitpost)

Act 0: Well Shit Where's the Hope?

Pico: ah another beautiful day in hell- I mean my non existent house- wait where the fuck am I. Probably hell but that's where I was previously-

Monika: Hello Pico-Kun!

Pico: yep. Hell. Monika please go the fuck away.

Monika: Why?

Pico: go away please.

~After all the character intros since haha short term memory loss go BRRRRR~

Monokuma: Hey bitches I'm back and you better be at the gym.

Pico: I swear this better be a god damn prank because I don't want to be in the same place as Monika. Lucy, let's just fucking go

Lucy: Alright. Wait. This'll probably be my only line in this chapter so...

Pico: Omg let's just go.

Lucy: Okay- oh damn I was wrong.

~When the cursed ship duo gets to the gym~

Monokuma: Surprise Motherfuckers

Hanzou: that meme died but go off

Nene: hey my first line, also Hanzou stfu you start the meta in chapter 2 not the prologue.

Hanzou: oh right.

Cyclops: both of you stop.

Monokuma: Also the first motive if you can bring two people out of the school with you.

Monika: ooooo!

Nene: oooo- bitch you stole my line-

Darnell: I feel like I'm the only sane one.

Monokuma: Alright. Go to your dorms or you'll get Mukuro'd!

Sky: Jesus-

~The Crackheads go to their dorms~

Mastermind: That wasn't how the prologue was supposed to go. Sharky, you're lazy asf

~idiot no I was emulating the wackiness of When All Your Waifus are Dead~

Mastermind: ugh fine. Just get Picanronpa over with so I can be revealed and shit I'm gonna come back anyway.

~It's a fangan. It's gonna take a while so... You might have to wait on being revealed.~

Mastermind: Oh my fucking god. Fineeeee I'll wait on being brutally murdered.

~TO BE CONTINUED IN ACT 1 I GUESS~