belphie: Is stabbing someone immoral?
satan: Not if they consent to it.
mc: Depends who you're stabbing.
mammon: YES?!?
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'Can I copy the homework?'
levi: I can help you with it!
beel: Yeah, sure.
mammon: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
belphie: lol nope.
asmo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
satan: *Read 5:55pm*
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mammon: HELP! I TOLD MC I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
levi, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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MC, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Asmo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
have i done this before?
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Mammon: I was arrested for being too cool.
Satan: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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belphie: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
mammon: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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MC: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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MC: Bye Beel! Bye Levi! Bye Mammon! Bye Satan! Bye Beel!
Belphie: You said 'bye Beel' twice.
MC: I like Beel.
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mammon: Don't worry, I got a plan.
belphie,knowing this won't go well: Alright.
mammon: TraitorSayWhat?
lucifer: Excuse me?
mammon: What?
belphie:
mammon:
mammon: No wait-
YOU ARE READING
Chloe's Obey Me Extras!
Randomhere you can find rants, random obey me thoughts, headcanons, scenarios maybe lol
