as my eyes scanned over the words on my screen, i felt something stir inside of me. i couldn't believe what i was seeing, had iko really called me humpty dumpty? i felt continuous pangs in my heart as i read it over and over.
she thought i looked like an...egg?
iko was the only person i had ever loved, and the only person i will ever love. she was my everything, my alpha, my girlfriend, my foot massager, my light in the darkest of days. i felt so betrayed.
in the heat of the moment, i took a screen shot then opened video star. i began working on an edit to 'backstabber' by kesha. i posted it and it blew up immediately due to my 100 trillion followers. iko didn't stop there though, they then posted the fanfic i wrote for us on WATTPAD! A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA APP! i was beyond pissed, that fic was a gift for her, it took me years and years to construct. i spent so many nights tucked away in my basement alone studying the behaviors of emo girls & alphas in order to perfectly portray them. i understand my accuracy was on point, but i didn't want that to be shared.
i felt the insanity & emoness inside me churn. i had whelved my true feelings for so long....i knew i wouldnt be able to for much longer. i looked out the window to the full moon & began feeling...animalistic?
my clothes began ripping at the seams as my body grew, hair replacing skin and claws replacing acrylic nails. i was turning into a WEREWOLF??!!!
then, my forehead began growing. i realized i was turning into a megamind-werewolf hybrid, the most dangerous creature in the world. i laughed maniacally, then jumped out of my window into the dark, empty streets of the town. i did a mario jump to iko's house, then farted right on his face. i had never felt more powerfu.
iko began gagging violently, she tried to reach for her phone which was blasting dream smp music. i quickly ate the phone then continued farting. eventually, iko went limp on her bed. i realized how much damage i could actually, then began sprinting towards my other enemies houses to take revenge.
