Bob the Mini-Lad Part Two!

Bob begins once more!

Bob: Hi I'm Bob, you all know me, all ten of you peeps ._.
Bob: Ok so I have recently been being small and random and I finally found myself a girlfriend, say hello to Bobbina!
Bobbina: Hello my friends and random people, YES I MADE SURE I INCLUDED YOU, WYATT!
Wyatt: Yay, finally!
Bob: Hey get out kid, this is my story!
Wyatt: Fine, I'll just erase you in the next one.
Bob: *scared* Okay fine! Just don't erase me! I have a family full of Mini-Lads!
Wyatt: Okay, just watch it.
Bobbina: *poker face*
Wyatt: Can I just tell the frickin story?
Bob: Fine, fine BE THAT WAY!
Wyatt: whatevs.
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Okay so in the town of Mini-Lad's, the Mini-Lad named Bob was being random, a very exciting hobby. So Bob was mowing his lawn with gasoline, he is too rich and snobby that he doesn't want a lawnmower but he uses a Jerry Can and a lighter. And Bob isn't the best at many things so he burnt everything around him, the lawn, his pants, his house and even his bomb that he has by his house for some reason... WAIT... a bomb?! *Explodes*
-TAKE 2-
Bob: (Okay so what are my lines? They burnt up)
(Oh here they are!)
(We ready?)
Wyatt: Just hurry the frick up please?
-TAKE 3-
In the land of the Mini-Lads, Bob was enjoying the view from space.
Wyatt: How 'ya doing up there Bob? Um Bob? BOB?!
Bob: I can't breathe up here! 😲
Wyatt: Dang it Bob, always listen to NASA.
Bob: *suffocates*
-TAKE 4-
Bob was just enjoying the view from his front lawn, watching it burn.
Bob: This better work!
Wyatt: Dude, your house is on fire!
Bob: Its a green-screen it will fix itself.
Wyatt: Wait...where is Bobbina?
Bob: Oh I think she's in space looking for me. Easiest breakup ever!
Wyatt: ._.
Bobbina: BOB!!! 😩 Help!!
Bob: Hey look a shooting star!
Wyatt: Make a wish, Mini-Lad
-TAKE 5-
Bob: Well my wife became a shooting star, well I wish Bobbina were here to see this! *takes selfie in front of shooting star wife...thing...person lady...*
Wyatt: Send it to her!
Bobbina: Hey a text! Wow...cool a shooting star!
-TAKE 6-
Wyatt: You know what? Screw this. Next scene please!
-SCENE 2- -TAKE 1-
So the Mini-Lads were in their habitat, StarBombs
Bob and his neighbor he hated so much were having a friendly conversation.
Bob: Yesterday I ate a screwdriver. It tasted like grandmas muffins. I wonder if kangaroos can poop batteries, they would taste like raspberries.
Wyatt: Em Bob that's fricking disgusting. ._.
Bob's Neighbor That Bob Hates So Much: Yeah I'm out. BIYEEE!
Wyatt: You eat screwdrivers?
Bobbina: We all do once in a while :D
Wyatt: 😐
-TAKE 2-
Wyatt: Don't screw up or your not getting paid Bob! 😮
Wyatt: I didn't realize you were recording...
FIRED
Wyatt: Wait...what I am the director I can't be fired!
Bob: Lol!
Wyatt: *beats up Bob*
-TAKE 3-
Okay in the magical land of LolLand, Bob was eating at home, eating screwdrivers...
Wyatt: That's messed up!
Bob: DEAL WITH IT
Wyatt: *mad* I'll erase you from the series! YOU TOO BOBBINA! FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Bobbina: They're onto me!
Bob: O.O Okay I'll stop!
Wyatt: Wait Bobbina I thought you were in space!
Bobbina: I'M A WIZARD!
Wyatt: Then I am too! *flicks wand* bye! *teleports Bobbina to the moon*
Bobbina: I blame Bob!!!!!!!
Wyatt: Hey Bob wanna go get an ice cream or something?
Bob: Sure, root beer floats are on the house!
Bob and Wyatt: *highfives*
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