One Piece:Devil Thief Kaito

Episode 1:Stealing, One Piece at a time(get it)

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(Hi my name is Dustin and I am a kleptomaniac and a pretty good thief even after dying which just shows how incredibly good I am, anyway I died, how did I die? No idea all I remember is walking around with some scissors that I stole after escaping wherever I was(I'm not the best at directions, locations, maps or anything to do with geography) when I tripped over... OH.  Anyway after dying I ended being reborn though i thought it was hell at first with the fire and the screaming people and the corpses and the gunshot and the fact that a couldn't move but turns at I was just reincarnated as Nami's twin sister and was currently in the middle of a battle between marines and pirates and you should know the rest and if you don't you disgust me, go watch the anime).

(Life with Nami, Nojiko, Bell-mére was good though there was this other guy called Kaito that lived here but we always seem to be in different places, anyway I seem to still be a kleptomaniac and no-one ever found out though I do wonder where all the stuff I steal goes, I also seemed to have developed a green thumb and ended up going into the woods to collect fruits I even created my own garden, unfortunately I still seem to have the navigational skills of a deaf bat, one time I got lost in the library and I ended up building a book fort, it was 2 days before Nami found me and led me out, good thing too I was on the verge of earning the biology books, it was all fine and dandy until one day... I was walking around the wood when boom a devil fruit fell and landed on my head, I was so happy when i found that Fruit and I came rushing home with the Devil Fruit in hand, unfortunately I tripped and ate it which at first wasn't that bad until I found out it was a dud all it did was stop me from swimming, no powers, nothing it was super depressing but apart from that there was one day way worse then that one).

A Scissor snips a thread "And here you go Nami all done, a Belle-mére one of a kind original" Belle-mére happily shouts Kaito immediately stills(damn you Scissors, causer of my death, creator of millions of accidents, starter of thousands of clothing based feuds and omen of wherever I am) "Oh great, a hand-me-down" Nami complains "That's true, but it suits you, see look" Belle-mere exclaims optimistically "The Lion used to be a Sunflower" Nami objects stubbornly "Quit complaining, you have to take my hand-me-downs or you won't get anymore new clothes" buts in Nojiko "but it's not fair, you get new clothes all the time and mine are all used" shouts Nami "I get new clothes too you know, so just suck it up Nami and take what you get, understand" argues Nojiko "We didn't come from the same parents anyway,  we're not real sisters so who cares" Nami counters "Nami!" Shouts Belle-mére as she slaps Nami(Jeez what's with anime and slapping your friends and family, I swear anime's are yeeting children left and right) "Belle-mére, please!" Cries Nojiko as Belle-mére looks at her hand for a second, no doubt shocked with what she just did "So what if you don't have the same parents" says Belle-mére with a Broken voice, Nami shakes "I don't ever want to hear you say anything like that again" "I don't care... you're not even our real mother, your just some lady taking care of us, you wish we'd never come here so you could buy clothes and food for yourself" shouts Nami, Belle-mére flinches "you'd be better off without us wouldn't you, that way you could be selfish and do whatever you want, I wish... I wish someone rich adopted would have adopted us instead of a stinky loser like you" today is a shocking day in general for Belle-mére speaking of which she is now grinding her teeth as she says "Well fine, if you hate it here so much you can go find someplace else if you want, I didn't sign up for this" "Stop fighting, please just stop" Nojiko pleads "I'm never coming back" cries Nami as she runs out (wow didn't even ask for me to come with her, I mean I am literally her brother by blood)

"I'm going to take I walk, I'll be back soon" (I tell them as I walk through the open the door, where am I going you may ask well I am going to the beach near the opposite side to the village to put my plan into action, but by the time I reach the beach it's the next day and you may also ask is what is my plan well, I call it project H.S.F.P or Holy Shit Fish People which is a row boat I made and filled with a bunch of preservable foods and I started to row because there is now way in hell I'm staying here for the fishmen to attack if scissors can kill me as an adult imagine what a cutlass can do to a child also you can't steal with pirates around it's too risky, only desperate people would do that speaking of which I can't imagine what Nami's going to think when she finds out I'm not on the island)