Hello! Long time no see :3
Decided to finally write more Parkner cause I love my boys so much, they deserve better!
Anyways, there is implied Ironfrost (Loki x Tony) but you're free to see it as a platonic relationship, too. ^^ Updates are undetermined for now but comments and votes feed me so je yeah... k bye now >:3
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"Huh. I know I'm a spider and all, but I would have never thought I'd catch quite... well a catch." He smiled under his mask, smug tone apparent to the disheveled hero before him.
"It's not my fault! You should put up a sign next time! There's alotta flight traffic here, ya know." He huffed in frustration, happy that the mask hid the blush forming on his face. He glared at Spider-man, pouting slightly when the other only laughed at his predicament.
"How tragic, love." He did not squeak upon hearing that. Did not. "Lemme just-" He began untangling the young hero, eyes growing focused on his new task.
"What is with these webs anyway? Looking to catch the biggest bird in the world?"
"Sorta," He replied, not bothering to elaborate his anonymous answer. Ironlad, however, didn't mind, choosing to trust Spider-man's intentions. He was a good guy after all, he'd never actively look to harm Harley.
"These are surprisingly strong," He spoke absent mindlessly as Spider-man continued to untangle him. "You should give yourself more credit with your work. This is quality Ironlad armor made by yours truly and I still couldn't get out with all the power my propulsors have."
Spider-man seemed to fumble with a reply, eyes surprisingly expressive as they slanted or even widened slightly, as if they were trying to display his flustered expression. Harley couldn't help but love how they squinted whenever he got the guy to laugh, which, with how time they spend just flying through New York, just enjoying the rush, it happened as often as possible. Which suited him just fine, the more laughs he got out of him the better.
"By yours truly, do you mean the one and only Tony Stark?"
"Oh, come on! I'm much better than that mechanic." He only laughed, already hooked on upcoming banter that often rose between them.
"Really? Dang than his labs are really doing a number on you."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Harley asked accusingly, was he supposed to feel flattered or offended.
"Oh!" His mask's eyes widened, fingers snapping for a moment, ignoring Harley's question in favor of what was on his mind at the moment. "I bet that Loki dude gives you magical power ups. Never know when you need to super saiyan yourself out of a battle."
The two burst out in laughter, proceeding to mimic the battle cry and many others.
"Hey- Hey villian, I'm tired and didn't get my cup of joe this morning lemme just-" Spider-man nearly collapsed in howls of laughter as he spoke. "Super saiyan! BOOM! Dead!"
"Oh my god, did Spider-man just kill someone?" Harley mocked J. Jonah Jameson voice, "This just in- Completely ignoring that Spider-man went super saiyan- Spider-man just killed a man. I repeat Spider-man just killed a man."
They continued in their fits of laughter, Spider-man struggled to catch his breath and held tightly onto Iron-lad's shoulder, unaware of the exposed wires and buttons he had uncovered.
"Babysitter Protocol Activated."
"Wha-" A slight beep began sounding off the suit before a high pitched alarm sprang out. He heard and felt his suit shift, two shields forming on his arms and legs, cutting but not fully slicing past the webs. He kept that in the back of his mind, those were a surprise but pretty cool looking.
Spider-man winced, dropping to his knees as he rushed to cover his ears. He even made the effort to thwap a web where his speakers were located, only managing to slightly muffle the sound.
Harley panicked, unaware of what caused the loud sound and incapable of stopping it or helping Spider-man as he was still currently stuck in a web. Curse Spidey's genius work.
"Shit- shit- shit! FRIDAY, what the fuck is that?! Turn it off!" It turned down as requested, leaving a dazed Spider-man in its wake, the arm and leg shields were still out in the open. "Spidey?! Are you okay? Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't remember putting that in!"
"'Tis fine." He slurred out, clearly still in a daze as he got to his feet, legs wobbling to keep him in place. "'S'all good."
He gave a shaky thumbs up. Harley breathed out a laugh, absolutely smitten, "You're unbelievable."
Spider-man lifted a finger, one hand already on his hip, preparing to speak before he froze, eyes widening for a moment, tilting his head as if he was listening for something.
Before Harley knew it, he was gone, as he swinged away he pulled at the web tangling Harley, the force of the pull removing a majority from his imprisonment and having him dropping to the alley.
Of course, he was caught mid-air, now floating in the middle of the alley as he faced the one and only Loki of Asgard.
"So, that bad, huh?" The man only glared at him, the slight smile on his lips leaving Harley feeling a bit victorious.
"Well, take me away wizard!" Loki sneered in response.
"Do not dare compare me to those vile fictional magic users." He only laughed in response, taking one last long look at the rooftops, where he could barely make out a silhouette waving.
He waved back, a dopey smile on his face, whispering a quiet goodbye to the hero, "See you soon." before being teleported away.
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Masked Lovers
FanfictionIronlad and Spiderman, the most iconic duo in New York. One is said to have been born from the riches of the one and only Tony Stark while the other has been the local hero since the dawn of time, loved by all but his enemies. While the two are clos...
