You know what fk it (Alucard reader x Rwby)

Meeting the master

Alucard pov-

As I stood there with blood dripping from my mouth and ironwood's half eaten and half mutiliated body the door opened to reveal a gaurd . she screamed in fear and started to run but it was too late. 

Y/n- I remember you. You were one of the people who tried to r@pe me and then put he blame on me . But his is just awsome not only were you my criminal but now you are also a witness , It seems god didn't want you to die twice . but unfortunately I am no  god . You also seem to have a good semblance , so sorry not sorry . NOM NOM NOM NOM

I devored her every last bit ,she tastesd like plastic, wht do you expect when you eat a chick with hella make up on , aaah why tf did I think it was a good idea , now its going to leave a bad taste in my mouth. Oh well

As I walked out of the bloodstained room feeling like a boss I kept being interrupted by gaurds who apparantley wanted to fight me . I guessed it was just their wierd fetish to get eaten .

I continued leaving and killing everyone in my path . As I reached the exit I saw everyone's faces , who would hve thought that the people who talked big were actually pussies . wow no suprise there . Then apparantley a female spartan cosplayer rushed out in front of everyone and told them to fight and try defeat me. 

Y/n - oh is that so , well you see that would be scary if well , you were scary but unfortuanatley you ain't got shit on me so die

I then massacered everyone accept a few and that spartan girl 

she was lying there choking in her own blood

Y/n- would you look at that the great spartan girl lying choking in her own blood and who are you anyways . All I have ever called you is "the spartan girl" .

The spartan girl-......

Y/n- Sooo...?  what happened something got stuck in your throat

The spartangirl-......

Y/n- Oh! goddamnit I will just add you in my army

I then bit her in the neck and her wounds began healing

Y/n- So what is your name?

The spartan girl - .....

Y/n- Oh come on if you dont tell me blood isn't the only thing you will be choking on

The spartan girl-....Pyrrah nikos

Y/n- No ! I meant my di- oh you mean your name is pyrrah nikos okay got it. Well  pyrrah can't say I am happy to meet you but yeah you will be a great addition