The Umbrella Academy Instagram Accounts

Before We Begin

Hi! Thanks so much for clicking on this shitposting book. That's literally all it is - just if the Hargreeves siblings had Instagram accounts that they use to make fun of each other. First I just wanted to make you aware of some unusual headcanons (especially involving Five) that I'll be including, mainly gender/pronouns headcanons.

Luther is a he/him, cishet ally but dear lord is he uneducated.
Diego is he/him and bi-curious, but nobody knows that.
Allison is a she/her cishet ally and is very welcoming and accepting of all her siblings.
Klaus is (canonically) pansexual but I also headcanon him as genderfluid and using he/they pronouns.
Five is (steady now) a non-binary bi-greyromantic asexual who uses they/he pronouns but mostly they/them. All their siblings know about their pronouns but only Allison knows about the rest.
Viktor is canonically a trans man and I headcanon that he uses he/him pronouns and is queer.

Hope this clears some things up!