King Julian, Hello.

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"What is this abomination" a sexiliacous lemur stands above me, and then I look down, and see FEEEETTTTTTTT OKIGOGKSBAHI FEEEEETTTTTT

"Helooo groundgios, what is your name?" I ask him, trying to hide my theatrical feeling for his beatific feeeeeeetttttttt!

"King Julian, and what is your's you disgusting monster." I wish he would call me that in bed I am awoken by King Julian screaming "HELLLLOOOO?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!" "Mort, but you can call me Mort" I say, trying to wink, but somehow trip. But it's all made right when I land on the feet. "FEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!:!?!!!" I shriek, and start licking them. King Julian kicks me out of the plane window.

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