𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 • || 𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 ||

𝟑𝟕- 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠

Suna pov:

"Fucking heroes!! I just want to fuck someone to get stronger!!"

"Well you need a yes to that but looks like they don't want that dick!" We basically dodge to go to the fucking exit but he tries to stop us, fucking annoying!

"That girl your with sure can be in my collection" he imagines basically drooling

"Yeah fuck no shit"

"Just stop dodging already!"

"You are so fucking dumb! Who would fucking do that?!"

"Suna get this girl I'll do something so womanly!"

"Oi didn't the pros said that we shouldn't use our fucking quirks right now for a while we did use it for rescuing the people but on a combat?!"

"Well I'm getting desperate to get the hell out of here!! You ruined my beauty sleep you villain!" She said spraying acid on him melting his scissor tail and he just fucking regrows it

I finally got outside and saw some ambulances surrounding the place, I put the two unconscious girls in the ambulance healing their scratches and I went back to the bar to kill hoomans.

"Why did you come back?! "

"Why do you think I come back well I don't know to see you fucking die" I said sending out some explosions to the villain

"You both got some nerves to attack me!"

"Well you attacked us first!"

"What she said"

"Ughhh, well at least I got some parents!"

"You did not-" she said her jaw dropping

"You fucking what?!"

"Well I can be your dad, your mom is so fucking hot"

"Yeah no shit I aint allowing that" I said sending explosions at his fucking way "You dare fucking insult my daddy issues! Then ill fucking kill you!"

"Kids get away we got this right now!"

"I'm going to kill you just like the others you fucking demon!"

"Those guys are particularly weak anyway, I just want you to fuck me~"

"Do you want dick or a pussy?"

"Both"

"Yeah no, Kids I said get the fuck out!"

"Ok ok sheesh, bye demon bitch I'll see you in hell" waving farewell to the demon guy

Y/n pov:

"Ok now the kids are not here, let's continue killing each other!"

"Don't have to tell me twice!"

"You make me feel special!" the villain sang for a bit

"Omg are you a once?"

"Yeah I fucking am, I might be a villain but I love their music"

"Me too except for the villain part" I said hitting him with more tables

"Isn't it dumb for you to drink the drink that I served you?"

"The author said I need to do it for the fucking story"

Boom! boom! boom! Boom!

"Stop fucking talking!!"

"That drink that I served you had a drug"

"It's not illegal, its just fucking sugar with your quirk on it!"

"And you still fucking drinked it?!"

I had no choice it's either you or me to drink that shit, so of course I picked myself"

"Did I tell you already how much of a dumbass you are?"

"Yes, many times already that i can't count"

We both rushed to the villain and I pinned him to the floor

"Ha got you now you stupid villain"

"Hmm I don't think so, cum for me" he whispered to my ear

"Ah-" I felt my body being weak for a second and he escaped from my hold

"W-what the heck was that?!"

"I could just fuck you here right now!"

"Heck no, you ain't that hentai protagonist shit!"

I cant fucking move, is that what the girls all felt before they were used by him?

"Oi get the fuck up"

"I can't fucking move!!"

"That's right you can't move unless-"

Katsuki picked me up and I can feel myself moving again

"Oh wow I never knew it was that easy"

"DIEEEEE!"

TIMESKIP WHEN THE VILLAIN WAS DEFEATED BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO WRITE FIGHT SCENES LMAO

"Dynamight, I'll take it from here I'll meet you at the headquarters later, bye"

"Yeah, I have somewhere to go'' he said, going back to the crime scene weird..

I went with the police to interview the villain and be done with this shit