be somebody | genshin highschool au chatfic // discontinued

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[Aether created a chat]
[Aether has added 43 new members]

[9:13 PM]

Venti is online

Venti: aether wtf

Childe is online

Childe: you forgot my other bf wtf

[Childe has added 1 member]

Childe: @Dottore ❤️

Aether: fksndjsjs

Venti: isnt dottore that one kid that gets stoned with signora and scaramouche in the back of the school

Childe: yes

Albedo is online

Albedo: 🤨

Venti: HELP

Aether: smh see what you did venti

Venti: bby no pls forgive me ily ❤️❤️

Dottore is online

Dottore: disgusting

Dottore is offline

Childe: LMFAO WHAT

Aether: venti i love you but please never call me bby again

Venti: but :(

Albedo: you sound like one of those cis boys trying to be flattering for the girls

Venti: ew
Venti: aether is no longer my baby

Aether: thank god

Scaramouche is online

[Scaramouche has added 1 member]

Scaramouche: aether stop forgetting people

Albedo: sometimes
Albedo: i feel alone

Venti: oh damn

Albedo: but then i remember people like you exist and suddenly
Albedo: I feel a lot better

Scaramouche: oh im sorry does my being here inconvenience you?

Childe: albedo be nice

Albedo: no
Albedo: yes to scaramouche no to childe

Aether: we just witnessed albedo snap

Bennett is online

Bennett: i inhaled too hard and choked on my air :(

Aether: WHAT
Aether: ARE YOU OKAY??

Scaramouche: the poor kid nearly dies and you just go “WHAT”

Childe: poor kid?? what has gotten into you

Scaramouche: at least kids are cuter than you

Childe: i-

Bennett: im not a kid wtf

Scaramouche: im a senior everyone here is a kid to me

Albedo: i'm literally older than you all

Bennett: i feel like aether is secretly older than us all
Bennett: same with lumine they radiate omnipresence

Aether: no were just friends with kaeya
Aether: the omnipresence is his ability to soak information like a sponge and then give it to us. the “older” is because hes so stressful we age an extra year just trying to get him out of shit

Albedo: why did you add people that hate each other here

Aether: because im gay

Albedo: that's not a reason

Venti: albedo are you being homophobic

Albedo: no i mean
Albedo: it's literally not a reason

Childe: smh albedo homophobia arc

Scaramouche: childe, dottore just laid his head on me and passed out. can you please stop watching this and answer my dm. bring the fucking water you moron

Childe: oh shit
Childe: im sorry

Childe is offline

Venti: ??? is he okay

Scaramouche: he overworks too much and forgets to sleep. but yes, he's fine

Aether: barely two minutes in and its already chaos here

Venti: it gets worse

Bennett: wait till kaeya and amber come online

Aether: omg

Scaramouche: or thoma and kazuha

Aether: true also gtg

Aether is offline

Venti: smh how could you