Boosh was on their way to the hospital to visit their fiancé mark. When they arrived they parked the car outside and walked in. They've been here many times before and knew the way to his room. Once arrived at marks room they walk in, seeing mark on the bed all bandaged, not a single piece of his body was visible. Boosh walks up to mark and sits down next to him, sighing as they grabbed his hand and held it gently.
"Oh mark... I wish you could see me right now... I went to my therapist yesterday for the first time and it went well, monkeyself gave me a amazing documentary i could watch which I did!"
They proudly got a poster out of their back pocket and a stapeler and stapled the poster on marks chest "we should definitely watch it it's about fucking dead monkeys and shit bruh very lit"
The poster:
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After boosh stapled the poster on marks chest the doctor walked in, he looked at boosh and spoke "bruv tf u doin here u bloody idiot I finna call security if you dont get tf out bitch hode"
Boosh got up and walked to the doctor, there was something familiar about him, boosh stoped right in front of him and ripped off his clearly fake mustache. Boosh gasps "I... I can't believe it... Jeffery Bezos? Is that you..?"
Jeffery had been known to have a crush on mark but boosh would never think he went as far as to cosplay as a doctor to get close to him. Boosh starts to bark loudly and got on all fours as they start to chase Jeffery who's obviously running away, down the hospital hallway throwing all the shit he got his hands on to boosh, but boosh was unfazed, they kept barking until they had him cornered, boosh got back up and walked to Jeffery, a angry look on their face, they pulled Jeffery down by the collar so they were on the same height. Boosh gazed into jefferys eyes before violently.... Making out with him, jumping into his arms and locking their legs around Jeff's waist.
Jeff was shocked but not fazed at all, he had liked boosh for the longest time and was trying to use mark as a cover story.
They got on the flour rolling over each other violently French kissing in the middle of the hospital hallway.
