A/N most of this was already written i just polished it off - tilda :)
Jo: hi again
Tilly: hey so um, I go by they/ them pronouns now so please use those
Jo: ok bae
Jo: OK LET'S GET THIS SHOW ROLLING. FIRST, THE DARES
tilda:...we have no truths. ok, so Ry has dared you all to say that they're glorious
Finny: RILEY RULES AND IS A QUEEN
Glimmer: -_- Ry's awesome
Clove: ALL HAIL QUEEN RILEY
Marvel: yeah you gotta admit, there's something about them
Jo: Ry's a badass awesome hot queen
Sammy (Daisy): yessss Ry is supreme
Holly: oh Riley rules, no doubt about that
Ember: :) we love Riley
Jo: and that wraps it up!
tilda: *grins evilly* alright, FINNICK YOU'RE NEEDED
Finny: Oooh yay! *jumps around like an excited puppy dog*
Ry: I dare you to give me more sugar cubes so I can get high
Finny:.........................oh........................
tilda: what they said ;)
Finny: but I thought you didn't want a repeat of what happened in THG Pranked
tilda:... I don't, but it's the dare
Finny: *hands Ry three bags of sugar*
Ry: *goes on a sugar high and knocks themselves out unconscious*
tilda: there goes Riley
Jo: It was bound to happen sooner or later
tilda: *shrugs* ok, next dare is....
Jo:...EVERYONE CAN ROAST GLIMMER
Glimmer: WHAT
Clove: gladly. Glimmer's a ditzy, pick- me, vain primmadonna girl
Ember: YOU HAD TO TRY AND RUIN CLATO
Cato: I think all that makeup is making her brain cells disappear
Judy: *appears for a second* ATTA BOY
Cheese: I never really liked her
Jo: NOICEEEEEEEEEEE
tilda: ok, so Ember here, has dared Finnick to dump four litres of grease on his hair ;)
Finny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ember: tehehehehehehe
Finny: *gets four litres of grease and dumps it on his hair, sobbing*
Jo:*whispering* you reckon he's ok?
tilda: *also whispering* yeah he'll live
Ember: I am satisfied now
Finny: *goes to wash his hair*
Ember: Ok, Cheese, I dare you to sing Lover to Peeta
Cheese: I don't sing though
Ember: DO. IT. *extreme determination to make Everlark happen*
Cheese: ok fine. PEETA
Pita Bread: Yes?
Cheese: *sings Lover*
Pita Bread: Katniss, that was amazing!
Cheese: thanks *blushes*
Ember: *squeals and nearly faints*
Jo: ok, stay with us Emb
Ember: *squeals* OK!!!!!!
tilda: Alright, dare from azie- Finnick you can't have sugar until chapter 15
Finny: *dies*
Annie: should I be worried?
chelsea: nah. ALSO
Raven: yeah?
Soph: HEY PRIM
Prim: yes?
Soph: do you wanna go on a movie date together?
Prim: *smiles and blushes* ok. I'd love that
Ry: YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY
Ember: Anyone could see that was going to happen
Sammy: it was bound to happen
Ry: Anygays, next, Sophia Dares Glimmer to put her hair in a pony tail and then chop it off
tilda: Oi! I'm the host here :'D
Glimmer: WHAT?
Jo: do it
Glimmer: *fumes* fine
Glimmer: *chops off hair and walks off the stage wailing*
Jo: dramatic much?!?1
Ry: yup
tilda: ok, so next is that clove and cato have to dress up as cheerleaders and do the clato chant- y'all can thank Ember
ember: *grins proudly*
Clove:.....kill me now
tilda: dooo itttt or I'll dump froggos in your hair
clove: ugh
*clato go and change into cheerleading outfits*
clato: (unenthusiastically) GIMME A C, (C) GIMME AN L, (L) GIMME AN A-T-O! CLATOOOO
ember: *squeals*
judy: and the last one we have isssss.... tell us kate....
kate: KATNISS HAS TO SING LOVER TO PEETAAA
*everlark fangirls swoon*
ember: also my idea
Katniss: again. Seriously.
Katniss:
We could leave the Christmas lights up 'til January
And this is our place, we make the rules
And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear
Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?
Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home
You're my, my, my, my
Lover
We could let our friends crash in the living room
This is our place, we make the call
And I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you
I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all
Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Lover
Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?
With every guitar string scar on my hand
I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover
My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue
All's well that ends well to end up with you
Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover
And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me
And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover
Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close forever and ever?
And ah, take me out, and take me home (forever and ever)
You're my, my, my, my
Oh, you're my, my, my, my
Darling, you're my, my, my, my
Lover
Peeta: *smiles*
Ember: ehehehehehehehehehehehe
