South Park oneshots(future edition)

Dr McCormick X reader smut

I shouldn't be making this in Ramadan but whatever.

(EC/N)=eldest child name

(YC/N/=Youngest child name

Requested by sxbbunny

Genre:smut/fluff

Reader uses they/them pronouns but will have female genitals.
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The McCormick household was one of the rowdiest in town. Anyone could easily say that after a visit.

(Y/N) was busy trying to get their children,(EC/N) and (YC/N) to sleep while Kenny was at work. But their children were too busy quarrelling.

"But if you're gonna be able to go out with your friends tomorrow then I have every right to go with you!" (YC/N) shouted at their older sibling.

(EC/N) rolled their eyes and scoffed,"But they're MY friends not yours and besides you won't like them."

(Y/N)'s patience was getting very thin now so they intervened,"Go to bed now. Both of you before I lose my temper." "But-" "No buts. And since you're so insistent on going out I'll just take (YC/N) somewhere."

The two children had stopped quarreling and tucked themselves into their bed. (Y/N) bid them good night and started to clean the house.

They cleaned twice but their children were quite good at making messes.

One timeskip later

(Y/N) had just finished cleaning and went to their room to lie down and rest when they heard the door opening which only meant one thing. Kenny was home.

(Y/N) walked to their husband and hugged him. "God I'm tired," he said. "Do you still have to clean because I want to have sex with you."(damn he just straight up said that)

(Y/N) just stared at him contemplating what they would reply back and to be completely honest. (Y/N) was tempted. Very tempted. But there was one scratch that two problems.

"Kenny you know there's a 90% chance that our children could hear us right?"

Kenny groaned, he knew (Y/N) was right but he just felt horny right now.

" Fine,then can we take a shower together? Please?", He asked.

The idea of them having sex in the shower slipped (Y/N)'s mind(WHY) so they said yes.

Kenny smiled. Phase one in action. "Damn Cartman was right making schemes are good ," Kenny thought.

The couple then went into the bathroom. Kenny and (Y/N) started to strip and he went into the tub. He stared at (Y/N) for a bit (stop it get some help).

"Your hair smells horrible Kenny what kind of shampoo do you even use?" (Y/N) questioned.

"I don't use any," Kenny replied. (Y/N) looked at him disgusted like why tf you don't wash your hair.

"From now on I'll shampoo your hair," Kenny smiled. (Y/N) was doing exactly what he wanted them to do.

(Y/N) kneeled/sat down and began washing Kenny's hair oblivious to the fact their boobs were in his face.

Kenny smirked and started pressing his head onto (Y/N)'s boobs. He got the most brilliant (not really) idea in that moment.   He was refraining though as to not make his lover uncomfortable.

There was a few moments of silence before Kenny said,"Your boobs are in my face. That makes me horny let's have sex. Pleeeasse."

(Y/N) sighed, "Fine just this once."

Kenny felt so happy his lover was cooperating.

(Y/N) grabbed his dick(help how do I write this) and started pumping it.(tears rolling down my cheeks and cringing rn)

Kenny groaned a bit and was trying to be quiet. (Y/N) gently stroked his dick receiving a few soft moans from their husband.

Kenny was getting a bit impatient and sat (Y/N) on his dick. They looked at him wondering why he wanted to go so fast with this session so they asked."I have a zoom meeting in an hour," Kenny said bluntly.

(Y/N) gave him a blank stare. They couldn't believe what they were hearing. "Just hurry and put it in me then,"

Kenny chuckled a little,"As you wish darling." He positioned himself in front of (Y/N)'s hole waiting for them to nod.

As soon as they did he started thrusting into them and lewd moans filled the bathroom. By now  (Y/N) had started to fill a knot twist in their stomach.

They came but Kenny still kept on going. He didn't care about his stupid zoom meeting anymore he just wanted you.

(Y/N) felt overwhelmed and pleasured. God they loved Kenny. He came inside of (Y/N) and the both of them sat in the tub staring at each other.

"Kenny I swear to god if I get pregnant," (Y/N) started to say but Kenny just laughed. "You have nothing to worry about I'll always be here." (Y/N) smiled and hugged him.

Long story short Kenny was late for his meeting.

THE END