you wake up in a dark room.
it is so dark that there is only darkness.
that is when you hear someone sensually whisper into your ear
"you were about to enter a room with one person who wants to kill you, and two people who will do anything to protect you. inside you find your two best friends, and your crush." the mysterious person said
"oh em gee do you mean shrek, barry b benson and eddie weddie smeddie peddie ceddie deddie meddie leddie boo??"
"yeh"
"okay cool"
you walk into the room and you see your bff's slutty Shrek and baddie Barry.
and your crush of 69 years, eddie.
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my bad habits lead to you
HumorYou were told you were about to enter a room with one person who wants to kill you, and two people who will do anything to protect you. inside you find your two best friends, and your crush.
